Posted on

12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

What is ‘Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style’? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?

Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style
Christmas Zombie Turkeys Style

Regardless of what you’ve imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it’s far, far more. Let’s begin at the beginning.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – It Starts NOW

That’s right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I’ll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th.  Here’s the start of the Wikipedia article:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “ChristmasDay” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.[1]

“But wait, Andy!” you say, “How does it start now?”

Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I’m offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – How You and Your Friends Get Free Books

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook Christmas Zombie Turkey Style

 

First, if you’re not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You’ll also get a free story!

Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I’ll give away. Your choice.

Christmas Zombie Turkey Style
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

But that’s not all!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What’s in it for existing subscribers?

The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you’ll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.

But wait–there’s more!

 

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win

Let’s face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.

Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email [email protected]. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.

Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving
My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get!
Christmas Zombie Turkey Style
Paranormal Privateers front small Click to get your copy!

All of this is in addition to my monthly drawings for two free books, one paperback or ebook, the other audiobook for subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -Start Now!

Reviews, new subscribers, new subscriptions–on your mark, get set, go!

Posted on

3 Writing Tips You Don’t Want to Miss from author Andy Zach

Christmas Zombie Turkey Style

3 Writing Tips You Don’t Want to Miss from author Andy Zach

I used these 3 Writing Tips in each of my three comic paranormal animal urban fantasy books.

3 Writing Tips
Life After Life Chronicles available as a series! Click to get!

If you’re an author, you’ll want to know anything that’ll make your job easier. If you’re a reader, you may be curious to know how an author creates a book from nothing. Here’s the first tip!

3 Writing Tips: The First Tip – Plan Your Story

There are two types of writers: planners and pantsers, those who write from the seat of their pants. Regardless of how you get your first draft done, your final story needs structure the reader can follow. Here is one popular approach: the three-act story structure.


The Three Act Story dates from Aristotle who defined it for Greek plays. I think the key takeaways are first: make sure the reader knows and cares about the characters.  Second, the setting, place and time may be vague, but the threat or conflict should be interesting from the start, between the protagonist and his or her goal.

See my two previous blog posts for much more on plotting and story structure. The first link follows:

Free Plotting Lessons Here from author Andy Zach

And the next link is:

Free Plotting Lessons Second Lesson from Author Andy Zach

3 Writing Tips: The Second Tip – Pick the Best Point of View


The point of view is critical. First person point of view allows the reader to get into the main character’s head and read his or her thoughts.  But then the reader can’t know anyone else very well, except through what the character observes.

An author can flip from one character to another, but the transitions can be confusing for the reader. Pro-tip: confusing the reader is very bad, leading to reader loss, probably forever. So do the transitions clearly and well, or don’t switch.

A compromise is to use a limited third person point of view. This allows the reader to look over the shoulder of a character, even reading their emotions, but only see what that person sees. Then switching to another character is much easier.

The Third Tip – Have a Privacy Policy

Why does an author need a privacy policy? You don’t, if you never talk, or write to or communicate with fans. If you’re going to interact with fans of your books (highly recommended!), then you’ll need some rules of engagement. If you have a website and a mailing list, you must follow the European Privacy rules for European fans. These rules will likely spread worldwide.

If you don’t care about privacy violations and European litigation, just ignore this tip.

Your fun from the Internet is next

Let’s start with this cross between a cat and a bird of paradise:

I bring you the problems of being a shapeshifter . . .

Then there’s this simulation of a Martian overflight:

How do you like this next Henny Youngman gag?

And finally, let’s give this blog post a BIG finish!

Posted on

First Draft Complete: Now What? Andy Zach Will Tell You!

Happy Mother's Day

First Draft Complete: Now What? Andy Zach Will Tell You!

Andy Zach here to tell you what to do when you achieve your book’s First Draft Complete stage. First of all, celebrate!

First Draft Complete
Chipmunks celebrating. They’re key characters in ‘My Undead Mother-in-law’. Click to learn more.

Take a day or two off! Go hunting zombie turkeys!

First Draft Complete
Zombie Turkeys fly to escape to Zombie Turkey hunters

But you say, “Andy! I want to publish my book! Can I just ship my first draft to a publisher or editor or agent?”

Of course you can do that! They’ll be happy to take your money! But on the off chance you want to sell your book, you need to do more work. That’s what this blog is about.

First Draft Complete: My Editing Steps

First, these are my steps I’ve borrowed from articles I’ve read. You’re different and may need to/want to do this differently. But these are my starting points for my second draft.

These are the actual steps I followed for my latest novel Paranormal Privateers.

First Draft Complete
Andy Zach’s ‘Paranormal Privateers’ cover. Click to order

Paranormal Privateer Edits: The First Three Steps

Don’t worry: I’ve deleted spoilers out of these notes. I plan my editing before I even start writing.

  1. Read through, noting problems – For me, these’ll be comments inserted in my Word document.
  2. Add missing scenes, if necessary – This step, well as the next two, depend upon having a scene chart, as documented in my earlier blog post.
  3. Delete/combine scenes, paragraphs – The goal here is to simplify and clarify for the reader what is happening and eliminate unnecessary words. I had 98,000 words after the first draft.

Paranormal Privateer Edits: The Next Three Steps

4.  Rewrite 1st POV into 3rd. – If you write only in 3rd person point of view “he said, she said”, you won’t need this step. But I wrote several characters from a first-person point of view.  I had too many first-person POVs, in fact, so I had to trim this down.  The narrative becomes too confusing and the reader’s focus can be diluted.

5. Review character arcs: Paranormal Privateers has eight protagonists, five antagonists, and minor characters:  You need to check character arcs, their entries and exits. Are they introduced properly? What happens to them during their scenes and afterward? Do they teleport between scenes? What happens to them?

6. Update timeline and scene chart, detailed scene flow. See here for more information on this important chart.  Ask yourself,  Is this scene really necessary? Do the scenes fit together on the overall timeline?

The Final Set of Edits

  1. Read the book out loud. I’ve found this is the best way to find awkwardly worded sentences. I also find logic errors and wrong words that I’ve used.
  2. Look for passive words: is, were, was, am, be, been. Combine this check with Grammarly Free Version to find spelling and grammar errors.
  3. Review adverb use. Search for “ly”. Adverbs should be used sparingly, like salt.
  4. Read aloud again
  5. Finally, send the manuscript to my editor, Dori Harrell

What’s Next?

Do you think this is all that’s necessary for the next great American novel?  Nope! The first half of the editing process is complete. Now you must work with your editor to perfect your novel.

That’s it for now!  Andy Zach, signing out!

First Draft Complete
Get Your Ridiculous On! Andy Zach