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My Undead Mother-in-law

Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!

I’m so excited! For the very first time I’m offering a 67% discount on the Kindle version of My Undead Mother-in-law. You must get this first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now. Simply click on the book cover image below!

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

first My Undead Mother-in-law discount: Try the first chapter right here!

You’re from Missouri.  (The ‘Show Me’ state.) You don’t want to buy without trying a little of the novel.

Wait no longer! Just click on the handy Youtube video of me, Andy Zach, reading the first chapter for you!

“I Want the Audiobook, Andy!”

I can understand that. Listen to this wonderful excerpt on Amazon:

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I’m also working on My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook right now in this blog post. with my fantastic voice actors, Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. I told you about them.

How would you like for me to give you free audiobooks?  I will!  I’m committed to giving away a book this month. For Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, and any other holiday that you may celebrate at this time, I’ll also give away a free audiobook of Zombie Turkeys.  Gobble! Gobble!

“How Andy? How do I get all this?”

I’ll tell you! For the My Undead Mother-in-law discount, you must buy here on December 18 and 19th only. You snooze, you lose!


But What About the FREE Audiobook?

That is even easier!  Just go to my home page andyzach.net and subscribe to my newsletter.  All newsletter subscribers are entered in the monthly drawing AND the SECOND drawing for the audiobook.

But again: you’re under a time limit!  This drawing is for this month only!  Don’t miss it, or you’ll be a turkey!

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New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

Reading a New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy book gives me some of my chief joys in life.

You can also read the review on Amazon. Just click on the back cover image below:

 

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But that’s not all the reviews I’ve gotten recently! Here’s another from Goodreads:

I’m so tickled by these reviews, I’m offering you, my faithful readers, a free short story. Click here, enter your email in the subscribe box, hit the button, and I’ll send you one.

Or, if you can’t stand subscribing to my newsletter, just contact me and I’ll personally send you one.  No obligation!

Here’s my signature on it!

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What Else is Going On With Zombie Turkeys?

I have a search for Zombie Turkeys on Google which sends me anything referring to Zombie Turkeys. Look what the Google dragged in!

Then there’s this poll. I intend to make my Zombie Turkeys audiobook in September and publish it. I recently found another way of doing an audio book–using a robot to read it.

Let me know what you think!

Here’s the robot reading, if you’re curious. Maybe this is the next big thing in audio books!

And Now for Something Completely Different

The Game of Thrones has almost caught up with Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law with the paranormal animal craze. Check out this next picture:
Humorously speaking, zombie polar bears aren’t as funny as zombie turkeys. But then, I don’t think GoT aims for humor or comic relief. If they ever want to, I’m willing to license Zombie Turkeys to them for a nominal fee: one percent of their annual revenue.

Let’s make this a two-way conversation! The first person that responds to this post by comment or by email (mention the title in your email), gets a free e-book of your choice, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

How do you get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks ? Remember my earlier blog post Read First Review of My Undead Mother-in-law?  That’s the key!

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You can promise to write a review of My Undead Mother-in-law and I will send you a free ebook. Just contact me here (click please). You can do My Undead Mother-in-law or Zombie Turkeys. 

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Of course, if you don’t want to write a review, you can download either book for only $2.99.

Or, you could try the next method.

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Another way!

There’s this secret method to get free ebooks of your choice on my blog. Few have discovered it.  Here they are:

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8/2/2017 Brandon
2/28/2017 Kathi MUM
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6/1/2017 Sally
7/6/2017 Belinda MUM

If you see your name there, contact me immediately and tell me what book you want. You see, these folks get their choice: ebook, print, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. They can even choose to get the graphic novel we plan or the Zombie Turkeys audiobook.

But how? Inquiring minds want to know!

It’s simple. Subscribe to the site newsletter here (please click). Enter your email, hit the Subscribe button, and you’ll be placed in the monthly drawing for a free book.

Want more details about My Undead Mother-in-law? See what’s next!

Secret Cover Development Images for My Undead Mother-in-law

Book covers are vitally important. Here’s how we, Sean Flanagan, and I developed ours.

First, we thought to use Diane Newby’s (undead mother-in-law) catseye reading glasses:

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Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, our original image for Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

Then we picked Betty Crocker from 1980 and then aged her.   Here’s what we got, from our back cover.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

For the front cover, we started simply:

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First Undead Mother-in-law cover

Too simple. The cover seemed too blank.

Here’s the next version:

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Cover version 3

The cover still appeared too boring visually. Then, we got the idea of suggesting a face. Here’s the final cover.

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If you want any other background details on cover development, add your comment below or contact me, Andy Zach. (Please click)

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