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5 Funny and Weird Things I Found This Month

5 Funny Things

5 Funny and Weird Things I Found while cruising on the internet. I scan through the internet every day. If something tickles my fancy, I post it. Let me know if this tickles YOUR fancy and I’ll give you an audiobook of your choice. Here they are:

5 Funny
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5 Funny Things – Your First Funny/Weird Thing

Who wouldn’t like a bouquet of dragonettes? I’m sorry I can’t give each of you one. But how about this?

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Your Second Funny/Weird Thing

Now You’re in the Middle of 5 Funny and Weird Things

Man, there are so many angles to this story! I could write about the insurance claim on the damaged/dead robot. I could write about a robotic lawyer suing the car company, who is defended by another robotic lawyer. Or I could write about a robot mortuary. What would you like to read? Let me know.

Heading Around the Fourth Weird/Funny Bend . . .

There’s a story behind this one. I read Heinlein”s “Methusaleh’s Children” when I was 12. It begins with an exciting chase scene where the hero has a ‘tricar’–a car that can fly and is amphibious, even operating as a submarine. I loved that. I still love amphibious cars, airplane cars, and flying boats. Fifty-two years later.

The Big Finale – My Last Funny/Weird Thing

Gary Larson is one of my favorite cartoonists.

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5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks
5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks

Now, I have one more book that becomes an audiobook this year: Oops! Tales From the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse. I just have a paperback or ebook for you. Signed, of course.

5 Funny Things
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