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Pre-Christmas Potpourri – News and Your Free Short Story

Christmas potpourri

Pre-Christmas Potpourri – News and Your Free Short Story

Greetings zombie fans, Zombie Turkeys fans and My Undead Mother-in-law fans! This is Andy Zach here with my Christmas Potpourri before Christmas. More on Christmas later!

Christmas potpourri
Andy Zach dreaming of a white Christmas.

Let’s begin with Facebook!

Christmas Potpourri: Andy Zach Facebook Posts

Here’s my free short story offer! Just click on the post, follow the directions, and I’ll send you my short story, A Phoenix Tale. Or you can reply to this blog post. Or contact me on this blog!

Next you can read my review of Ksenia Anske’s humorous fantasy young adult book, The Badlings.

Life wouldn’t be complete without a video excerpt from me reading from My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

Christmas Potpourri: Zombie Turkeys Posts

The zombie Turkeys were busy posting too!

Free Short Short Part Two by Andy Zach
Hungry zombie turkey wanting more

December 24th is the last day of Twelve Days of Christmas Buying on Facebook.  Dozens of fantasy, science fiction, and humor authors are offering their best deals. Don’t miss it!

Did you know authors, even me, Andy Zach want reviews? Do you know why?

And now for a humorous dog video:

Next, I have a spooky turkey video: turkeys vs a cat.

Now we have a writing sample from a guest author: a computer!


Then I have this zombie-themed Dilbert cartoon:

And then a video of me reading a Zombie Turkeys excerpt:

Paranormal Privateers Progress

Moving on, let me give you an update on my Paranormal Privateers novel, volume three in my Life After Life Chronicles. I had the delight of researching flying saucer movies of the 50s, like this one:

I also had a chance to compute the apparent diameter of the seven-mile in diameter flying saucer next to the ISS, International Space Station, orbiting at two hundred and fifty four miles above the earth. I compared it to the moon at 240,000 miles with a diameter of 2,100 miles. The saucer would look three times the size of the moon.

Adding these and other items to my novel, I’m in chapter 8 Washington DC with 55,000 words done. The first draft will be around 100,000 words. It’ll probably edit to 80-90,000 words.

Let me know in the comments what elements of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law you’d like to see and I’ll send you an advanced readers copy, the same text I’ll send my editor.

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Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!

My Undead Mother-in-law

Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!

I’m so excited! For the very first time I’m offering a 67% discount on the Kindle version of My Undead Mother-in-law. You must get this first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now. Simply click on the book cover image below!

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

first My Undead Mother-in-law discount: Try the first chapter right here!

You’re from Missouri.  (The ‘Show Me’ state.) You don’t want to buy without trying a little of the novel.

Wait no longer! Just click on the handy Youtube video of me, Andy Zach, reading the first chapter for you!

“I Want the Audiobook, Andy!”

I can understand that. Listen to this wonderful excerpt on Amazon:

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

I’m also working on My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook right now in this blog post. with my fantastic voice actors, Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. I told you about them.

How would you like for me to give you free audiobooks?  I will!  I’m committed to giving away a book this month. For Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, and any other holiday that you may celebrate at this time, I’ll also give away a free audiobook of Zombie Turkeys.  Gobble! Gobble!

“How Andy? How do I get all this?”

I’ll tell you! For the My Undead Mother-in-law discount, you must buy here on December 18 and 19th only. You snooze, you lose!


But What About the FREE Audiobook?

That is even easier!  Just go to my home page andyzach.net and subscribe to my newsletter.  All newsletter subscribers are entered in the monthly drawing AND the SECOND drawing for the audiobook.

But again: you’re under a time limit!  This drawing is for this month only!  Don’t miss it, or you’ll be a turkey!

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Zombie Turkeys fly to subscribe to Zombie Turkeys Newsletter!

I Andy Zach personally guarantee this giveaway!

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

Paranormal Privateers Progress

My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

My Little Zombie Pony
“My Little Zombie Pony” logo by Ray Van Tilberg

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

 

My Little Zombie Pony
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

My Little Zombie Pony
Andy Zach at Chambanacon

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor
Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NY, US
I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

Bio

One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments!  Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!