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Happy Mother’s Day from My Undead Mother-in-law!

Christmas Zombie Turkey Style

Happy Mother’s Day from My Undead Mother-in-law!

Diane Newby, the Undead Mother-in-law, wishes all mothers and mothers-in-law a happy Mother’s Day!

Happy Mother's Day
Diane Newby, in her natural environment.

To celebrate Mother’s Day, Andy Zach, the ostensible writer of this blog (when his characters don’t take over), is offering Diane Newby’s book, My Undead Mother-in-law, for 33% off its normal Kindle price.

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My Undead Mother-in-law front cover. Click to get it

More Happy Mother’s Day Goodies!

Happy Mother's Day
Paranormal Privateers front cover Click to get your copy!

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Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here From Author Andy Zach!

Happy Mother's Day

Get Your Latest Zombie Humor Here!

You can count on me, Andy Zach for scouring the internet for the Latest Zombie Humor! For your reading pleasure:

First, be ready for the zombie apocalypse, be it turkey or anything else!

The Next Latest Zombie Humor

Second, you may want this meal for your next zombie apocalypse:

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Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

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Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed By Author Andy Zach

You can attend this book signing and Get Your Comic Fantasy Books Signed by the foremost comic paranormal animal author, me, Andy Zach.

Which Comic Fantasy Books Signed?

You might know this one:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Zombie Turkeys front cover. Click to get a copy!

If you don’t, read the latest review from Amazon:

on April 13, 2018

Have you ever seen Thankskilling? If you haven’t yet, don’t, it’s absolutely terrible. It attempted to meld the concept of horror films with turkeys with a smidge of humor as the glue, but let’s just say it failed miserably (honestly, no audience could possibly gobble that up). Fortunately, being no stranger to reanimating corpses, Andy Zach succeeded in that department. Zach’s Zombie Turkeys (yes seriously…sort of) was a lot of fun and involved, you guessed it, the zombie apocalypse…but with turkeys.

Zombie Turkeys follows a myriad of distraught survivors as they’re faced with the unthinkable. Sam and Lisa battle their way across a corpse infested Illinois. The fun part about the book comes from the absolute absurdity of it all, and the fact that the turkey (our patient zero in the flesh, light or dark meat your choice) gets his own perspective chapters that added a uniqueness to the classic trope. All around a fun romp through a near future where turkeys get their just revenge and survivors serve up some rotted carcasses with a healthy dose of stuffing!

There’s also this next book:

Next Comic Fantasy Books Signed:

Comic Fantasy Books Signed
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

With this typical review:

September 20, 2017

Format: Paperback

Paranormal Privateers  launches May 5th at I Know You Like A Book bookstore in Peoria Hts. The book’ll go on sale worldwide then. Don’t miss it! Here’s a sneak preview of the back cover:

But there’s more next!

What could be better than meeting Andy Zach?

Getting him in your email! You can subscribe and get a free ebook by clicking here:

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