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Writing Tips From John Grisham and Dashiell Hammett

Zombie Detective Science Versus Science Fiction

Writing Tips From John Grisham and Dashiell Hammett. I wish I could say they personally advised me, but no. I read these tips AFTER I had finished my seventh book.

I’ll give them to you anyway, along with free books. Look out below! Keep scrolling down.

8 Writing Tips from John Grisham

For all you people who never click, here are your 8 points:


1.   Do — Write A Page Every Day

That’s about 200 words, or 1,000 words a week. Do that for two years and you’ll have a novel that’s long enough. Nothing will happen until you are producing at least one page per day.

2.   Don’t — Write The First Scene Until You Know The Last

This necessitates the use of a dreaded device commonly called an outline. Virtually all writers hate that word. I have yet to meet one
who admits to using an outline.

Plotting takes careful planning. Writers waste years pursuing stories that eventually don’t work.

3.   Do — Write Your One Page Each Day At The Same Place And Time

Early morning, lunch break, on the train, late at night — it doesn’t matter. Find the extra hour, go to the same place, shut the door. No exceptions, no excuses.

4.   Don’t — Write A Prologue

Prologues are usually gimmicks to hook the reader. Avoid them. Plan your story (see No. 2) and start with Chapter 1.

5.   Do — Use Quotation Marks With Dialogue

Please do this. It’s rather basic.

6.   Don’t — Keep A Thesaurus Within Reaching Distance

I know, I know, there’s one at your fingertips.

There are three types of words: (1) words we know; (2) words we should know; (3) words nobody knows. Forget those in the third category and use restraint with those in the second.

A common mistake by fledgling authors is using jaw-breaking vocabulary. It’s frustrating and phoney.

7.   Do — Read Each Sentence At Least Three Times In Search Of Words To Cut

Most writers use too many words, and why not? We have unlimited space and few constraints.

8.   Don’t — Introduce 20 Characters In The First Chapter

Another rookie mistake. Your readers are eager to get started. Don’t bombard them with a barrage of names from four generations of the same family. Five names are enough to get started.

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Writing Tips From Dashielle Hammett – Your First 12

The 24 rules follow:

  1. There was an automatic revolver, the Webley-Fosbery, made in England some years ago. The ordinary automatic pistol, however, is not a revolver. A pistol, to be a revolver, must have something on it that revolves.
  2. The Colt’s .45 automatic pistol has no chambers. The cartridges are put in a magazine.
  3. A silencer may be attached to a revolver, but the effect will be altogether negligible. I have never seen a silencer used on an automatic pistol, but am told it would still make quite a bit of noise. “Silencer” is a rather optimistic name for this device which has generally fallen into disuse.
  4. When a bullet from a Colt’s .45, or any firearm of approximately the same size and power, hits you, even if not in a fatal spot, it usually knocks you over. It is quite upsetting at any reasonable range.
  5. A shot or stab wound is simply felt as a blow or push at first. It is some little time before any burning or other painful sensation begins.
  6. When you are knocked unconscious you do not feel the blow that does it.
  7. A wound made after death of the wounded is usually recognizable as such.
  8. Fingerprints of any value to the police are seldom found on anybody’s skin.
  9. The pupils of many drug addicts’ eyes are apparently normal.
  10. It is impossible to see anything by the flash of an ordinary gun, though it is easy to imagine you have seen things.
  11. Not nearly so much can be seen by moonlight as you imagine. This is especially true of colours.
  12. All Federal snoopers are not members of the Secret Service. That branch is chiefly occupied with pursuing counterfeiters and guarding Presidents and prominent visitors to our shores.

12 More Hammett Writing Tips Underneath

  1. A sheriff is a county officer who usually has no official connection with city, town or state police.
  2. Federal prisoners convicted in Washington, D.C., are usually sent to the Atlanta prison and not to Leavenworth.
  3. The California State prison at San Quentin is used for convicts serving first terms. Two-time losers are usually sent to Folsom.
  4. Ventriloquists do not actually “throw” their voices and such doubtful illusions as they manage depend on their gestures. Nothing at all could be done by a ventriloquist standing behind his audience.
  5. Even detectives who drop their final g’s should not be made to say “anythin’” an oddity that calls for vocal acrobatics.
  6. “Youse” is the plural of “you”.
  7. A trained detective shadowing a subject does not ordinarily leap from doorway to doorway and does not hide behind trees and poles. He knows no harm is done if the subject sees him now and then.
  8. The current practice in most places in the United States is to make the coroner’s inquest an empty formality in which nothing much is brought out except that somebody has died.
  9. Fingerprints are fragile affairs. Wrapping a pistol or other small object up in a handkerchief is much more likely to obliterate than to preserve any prints it may have.
  10. When an automatic pistol is fired the empty cartridge shell flies out the right-hand side. The empty cartridge case remains in a revolver until ejected by hand.
  11. A lawyer cannot impeach his own witness.
  12. The length of time a corpse has been a corpse can be approximated by an experienced physician, but only approximated, and the longer it has been a corpse, the less accurate the approximation is likely to be.

Did you know any of these Writing Tips?

Did You Know I Have a Dectective Novel Coming Out?

Oddly, next month I’ll publish my own detective novel, my first. After I wrote it, I read the Hammett suggestions.

You can get YOUR autographed copy by clicking here. I will ship my preorders to everyone with FREE SHIPPING before the book comes out on Amazon.

You can also order the book by simply writing to me. Click here.

This book fits in between my first book Zombie Turkeys and my second, My Undead Mother-in-law.

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I keep a timeline of each of my books, so I know exactly how much time is in between Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. Just enough time to place a whole detective novel.

Zombie Detective runs from January 2016 to February 2016. I pack a lot in there that six weeks time period.

Zombie Turkeys goes from November 2015 to December 31st, 2015.

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My Undead Mother-in-law runs from February 14th to October 31st, 2017.

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Your News, Book Reviews, and SciFi Books

Your News

Your News, Book Reviews, and SciFi Books as curated by me, Andy Zach. I read through the whole internet (well, most of it) in the past month. Let’s get started!

This is actually in the science category, military science:

Paranormal Privateers is here:

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But enough of that. Let’s move on to my first review.

Your News
My review on Goodreads

One of the original military SciFi series, with some of the original supertanks, run by intelligent, aware AI. Mr. Laumer does a great job of portraying the personalities of these AIs, telling their stories from their point of view.

This collection of novellas is a must read for military scifi fans.

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Your News – Real News Here

I’m a science fiction author, so I like science news. Here’s one:

Which thing seems coolest to you? Highways that charge electric vehicles? Or black holes? Or a 5K running robot? Let me know and I’ll give you a free book! Tell me here.

I’ve got more science for you here, my friends:

Your Books – A Book Excerpt for You and another Review

Yup. It’s Zombie Turkeys excerpt. You can get a free copy here.

You’ll enjoy this book if you like adventure science fiction.

Authors Eric Flint and Ryk E. Spoor have added another fine adventure to their space castaway series. This time it is another space life ship from the same disaster. Led by the powerful Campbell, a severely injured woman and four young men escape the shipwreck to an unknown, undocumented planet they name Emerald.

The young crew has to rebuild the power coil of the ship and they barely get them to the planet. But that’s the least of their worries.

The planet is full of huge predators and they cannot relax for a moment. Then they get a call over their radio, “Hey, is anyone out there?”

Hard science and adventure-loving readers will get plenty of both before this tale ends. 

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Meet Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild

Cozy Romance Author

Cozy Romance Author? What is this blog coming to?

I try hard to be unpredictable. So take a break from science fiction and fantasy–Oops! Scratch that. This romance author has some fantasy in her books.

Let me introduce you to a writer who has fascinated me for five years. Her work is some romance, with enough fantasy or unbelievable things happening to keep me reading.  We met at a book event and I thought, ‘I want to be where she is’. What I meant by that, was I want to have and sell a lot of books as she did.

And when you get to the end of the interview, you get free stuff from me.

Cozy Romance Author Jaqueline Gillam-Fairchild Gets Zached

Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild, I know my readers all believe in Santa Claus, how could you not? But other than just believing, haven’t you ever wondered if Santa ever changed? Aged? Retired? Or was once young … just starting out?

And exactly what is Santa’s Village like?

Does he have neighbors? Who are they?

Is Santa ‘up there’ year-round or does he have a summer house?

Jacqueline: Thank you Andy for sitting down with me to talk today.

Yes, Santa in fact does change, though very slowly. Time in Santa’s Village is unlike the time in the real world as we know it.

Santa, in fact, has aged, had his knees replaced, and can no longer maneuver the chimneys causing Mother Nature to help find a Santa Claus replacement or new Santa.  The old Santa, just like a president, will always retain his title but will retire.

Certain qualities that are essential to becoming Santa, one is being able to instantly tell just what it is someone would like as a gift. The other is being able to determine if you belong on the naughty or nice list. These are inherent qualities someone either has or has not.

Andy: So you are saying there is a new Santa on his way?

Jacqueline: Yes, he has the necessary qualities needed as he is a toymaker and Santa Stand-In on Nantucket. He is also drop-dead gorgeous, and a widow with a young son, adding a little complexity to the situation. Plus it is not that he is a non-believer, he simply has never thought it through. Also, his name goes against him as a choice. He is not a Nick or Chris or any deviation of any name we all associate with Santa Claus. His name is Harvey. Not as in the big rabbit, but Harvey Nickols as in the department store in London. This is highly irregular and possibly a stumbling block.

He has also not dated, mind fallen in love for an exceptionally long time. When a woman literally falls from nowhere on Nantucket, somehow, he becomes beyond attracted. He is in over his head with love. She has amnesia which he assures her means nothing to him. They can work through whatever or wherever she is from …

Until she starts to remember. She is convinced she was brought to him to not only become the next Santa Claus but that she is on a time limit, with Christmas Eve looming.

Suddenly Harv freaks out, his love forgotten. He cannot believe one impossible thing before breakfast, mind seven. It is too much for him to handle and he withdraws back to his lonely shell. But his son Walter is convinced this is going to be his new mom. He cannot let go of the idea or understand his father’s unwillingness to accept he is destined to be the next Santa Claus.

What’s next, O Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Well, I do not want to give too much away but the young woman needs to return to Santa’s Village to help get ready for Christmas Eve. Once she is gone Harv’s loneliness outweighs his fears, and he starts hopping on planes to try and find her. On the way he stops in Candy Land.

Candyland board

Andy: As in the board game?

Jacqueline: Yes, the board game comes to life on Harv’s journey to Santa’s Village, including King Kandy.

Andy: So Santa’s Village is real?

Jacqueline: Quite real.

Andy: And is Christmas saved? And does the boy get the girl?

Jacqueline: You need to read it to find out. But let me assure you as we just had a Christmas with gifts and treats, yes, the legend goes on.

Andy: And Walter, the little boy?

Jacqueline: Well, we all want certain things for Christmas and Walter very much wanted a mom …

Join me in Nantucket Tuck You Inn Becoming Santa for an armchair adventure that is both a vacation to the excessively small island of Nantucket and a peek into the world Up North you can only imagine, while sharing a romance that will make you smile and become a believer…

Available on Amazon and through my website teatimewithhermajesty.com

Cozy Romance Author: Do you just leave your readers once Christmas is over?

Jacqueline: Oh no, the adventure continues as two very spoiled sisters challenge their uncle Max to find out if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket. The story is Nantucket Tuck You Inn Looking for Santa, book two in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series

Andy: A summer home?

Jacqueline: Uh-huh. New York Times reporter Maxwell Kilmartin jumps a ferry to the seven-mile island of Nantucket with no more than a notepad and a duffle bag to prove to his nieces there is no summer home, there is no Santa Claus.

Andy:   No Santa Claus?

Jacqueline: Max figures he will be in and out but never plans on falling under the charms of the elusive Noel, fashion designer to the most exclusive boutique on Nantucket, and fashion designer to all the important stars at Santa’s Village.

Andy: And this story is exciting because?

Jacqueline: Max shows a vulnerable side as he goes down memory lane with thoughts of his kind grandma and his childhood when he believed all things were possible.  And let’s just say the interaction with Noel, well, the romance does get a tad steamy.

Andy: Does Max venture ‘Up North’?

Jacqueline: Yes …

There is also quite a bit of over-the-top fashion from Noel’s creative designs for the Nantucket boutique and the outfits she designs for the superstars ‘Up North’. Retail with faerie dust, that kind of thing …

Andy: Does Max ever discover if Santa has a summer home on Nantucket?

Jacqueline: Let’s just say the island is out to lynch him and prevent ANY reporting on Santa or Nantucket.

Andy: Okay, you have me hooked.

Then What, Cozy Romance Author?

Jacqueline: Coming out soon are two new stories in the Nantucket Tuck You Inn series. Next door to the Tuck You Inn …

Andy: Is the Tuck You Inn the basic headquarters for Becoming Santa and Looking for Santa?

Jacqueline: Yes.  There is an abandoned mansion next door to the Tuck You Inn that has been locked for 100 years. The time has come to open it and discover its secrets.

Andy: More Christmas?

Jacqueline: No, this is the story about a pirate who loved a mermaid and built her a mansion, her untimely death, and a current parallel story. It also introduces 5-year-old Clemmie. For any of your readers who have read my Scrap Book Trilogy set in the Midwest and followed the antics of Auntie Clara, the very senior woman takes a vacation to Nantucket and now becomes a regular, bringing her special brand of magic with her. I hope your readers will join me on an adventure of pirates and tender love in Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Mermaid Mansion. Coming soon.

Andy: Didn’t you say there were two books coming out?

Jacqueline: Yes, following the Mermaid Mansion is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Chocolate Fiancé.

Andy: That sounds like a story about chocolate and love.

Jacqueline: A chocolate pastry chef from England and a love story with a man she literally has made up.  And an additional romance with the boutique owner Gwyn and the head chef at the Wauwanet Inn.

Andy: And will there be more in this series?

Jacqueline: In production is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Antique Bride and Groom, the story of one woman’s antiquing journey from Roundtop Texas to Nantucket and the long-gone people whose antiques she acquires and the influence they have on her.

Andy: These long-gone people, are they real?

Jacqueline: Yes, caught somewhere between here and there…because they are needed.

After that is Nantucket Tuck You Inn The Reluctant Photographer. Every time Pierce takes a photo, uninvited images or characters appear in his photographs. They are all from the past, with a story to tell…except one, a young woman who comes into his life via a photograph for a reason.

Andy: Have you written anything else that my readers might enjoy?

Jacqueline: Yes, I have a Mid-west series: Estate of Mind about a bed and breakfast and the absentee owner who finally returns to see his home turned into a business.

Make Me Over, a determined interior designer who works round the clock until she is put on the Bachelorette Show and is forced to deal with all her buried emotions.

The Scrap Book Trilogy: Creating Memories, Grand Memories (takes place at the Murder Mystery at Grand Hotel), and Charmed Memories. Three ancient aunties scrapbook with a twist. Everything they put in their scrapbooks happens. Eventually, they start to manipulate their granddaughters.

The Greater Expectations Four Book Collection: Trish’s Story, Maggie’s Story, Pandora’s Story, Jillian’s Story. Four friends past their best before date chip in and join a costly dating agency and split up the men. Tender and humorous both.

Winding Up, and Free Stuff Coming Afterward

Andy: Where can my readers find you?

Jacqueline: Under Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild on Amazon. Or my site teatimewithhermajesty.com where I also sell very British things, review other writers and artists, and toss in Royal tidbits.

Facebook: Jacqueline Gillam Fairchild

Email: [email protected]

Instagram-coming soon.

 Pinterest, Linked In, Twitter.

Thank you, Andy, for taking your time to visit with me.

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