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Three Free Excerpts from Three Secret Supers Books – Advent 4

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Three Free Excerpts from three Secret Supers books for the 4th day of Advent. My three books are Secret Supers (.99), Villain’s Vacation (.99), and Secret Supers in Space (2.99). Get your copy by clicking here.

Secret Supers: What happens when disabled teens become superheroes with disabilities?

Secret Supers: What happens when disabled teens become superheroes with disabilities?

Book 1 of 3: Secret Supers  | by Andy Zach , Sean Flanagan, et al. | Sold by: Amazon.com Services LLC

4.6 out of 5 stars 

Ages: 10 years and up

Villain’s Vacation: Disabled teen superheroes have a summer vacation adventure (Secret Supers Book 2)

Villain's Vacation: Disabled teen superheroes have a summer vacation adventure (Secret Supers Book 2)

Book 2 of 3: Secret Supers  | by Andy Zach , Sean Flanagan, et al. | Sold by: Amazon.com Services LLC

4.6 out of 5 stars 

Ages: 9 years and up

Secret Supers in Space: The further adventures of disabled teen superheroes

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Book 3 of 3: Secret Supers  | by Andy Zach , Sean Flanagan, et al. | Sold by: Amazon.com Services LLC

4.8 out of 5 stars 

Ages: 10 years and up

Book 1 of 3: Secret Supers  | by Andy Zach , Sean Flanagan, et al. | Sold by: Amazon.com Services LLC

4.6 out of 5 stars

Three Free Excepts – Your First is Here

Meet My Heroes
Jeremy using his telekinesis
Meet My Heroes

“Oh no,” Dan yelled.

“What’s the matter, Dan?” Jeremy asked.

“My parents’ house is on fire!”

“Did you get a text or something?” asked Darla.

“Uh, yeah.”

“Sorry to leave you in the lurch, Darla, but we’ve got to go and help,” said Aubrey.

“What can you do?”

“More than you think.”

“I’ve already called my car,” said Jeremy.

“Your car? You’re not old enough to drive,” asked Darla.

“I made a flying car. I can summon it here. See, there it is.”

Darla’s, the cheerleaders’, Rich’s, and the football players’ mouths dropped open as Jeremy’s car came flying down the street, as fast as any other car. Jeremy and Dan had modified it so it had a rumble seat in the back for Kayla and two running boards with grips and safety lines like a fire truck, for Dan and Aubrey to stand.

“That is SO COOL,” screamed Darla.

The Secret Supers climbed into the car. Jeremy transferred carefully from his wheelchair to the driver’s seat, not using his telekinesis.

“We’ll come back if we can. Watch my electric wheelchair,” said Jeremy as they zoomed off.

“Wow, Jeremy! You’re really going fast,” said Aubrey over the rushing wind.

“I told you I was getting stronger. I think we’ll have to modify this again for full seats for you and Dan.”

From Secret Supers

Three Free Excerpts – Second Part

“Hurry,” said Dan. “They’re trapped in the basement!”

“Okay, let me open her up.” The car sped up, and they began passing other cars on the road.

“Fifty-five, sixty miles an hour! That seems to be my limit, now. Hey, did someone call the fire department?”

“I did before we started,” said Dan. “Oh hurry!, The smoke is getting thick! They’re lying on the basement floor with wet clothes over their faces!”

A line of cars at a red light blocked them.

“Hold on! Kayla, shields up!”

Shields up, Captain Jeremy!

The car faded into invisibility.

“No one saw that,” said Dan, holding on for dear life as they soared over the cars and traffic lights. “Please hurry! My little sister is coughing on the smoke.”

“I guess we can dispense with the roads. My GPS says if we take a twenty-degree turn—”

“Look out for the high-tension wires,” screamed Aubrey.

Six high-voltage wires blocked their path, less than twenty feet away.

“Hold on,” yelled Jeremy.

The car dropped like an elevator with its cable cut. The Secret Supers ducked, and the wires passed where their heads had been a moment before. They could feel the hairs on their heads lift up from the intense voltage a foot away.

“Look out, a tree,” shouted Aubrey.

The car swerved around and over an oak tree blocking their path.

The Elanga’s house blazed ahead, a pillar of fire and smoke rooted in the disintegrating house.

Swooping down, Jeremy brought the car to a skidding halt in front of the house. A wall of heat burned their faces. Acrid smoke assailed their noses. In the distance, fire engine sirens blared.

Oh no! Dan, are we too late?

From Secret Supers

Three Free Excerpts – Your Second Excerpt follows

Meet Super Villains – Loretta

A popup window appeared on my computer screen. “Loretta, do you wish to accept a video call from John Smith?” I read. I quickly clicked Accept.

As soon as a black-and-gray-haired man appeared on my computer screen, I said, “Oh, Papa Smith, I want to give up.”

“Why would you do that, Loretta? You’re one of the most successful children in our family business.”

“Bah! Four crummy kids beat me.”

“Well, yeah, but you didn’t know they were there in Maryville and they would come after your agent.”

“Sure, I knew they were there. They were all over the national news this past year.”

“But everyone just thinks they’re regular disabled kids. Heck, Andy Zach published their story as fiction. No one knew they had superpowers until we caught them on video defeating your agent.”

Three Free Excerpts – Loretta – Part 2

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“The telekinesis kid, Jeremy, is really powerful, but the telepathic pair, Kayla and Dan, can’t be stopped or intercepted. That’s before you add a real super girl, Aubrey. Their disabilities gave them the perfect disguises.”

“That’s an idea. What if we publish that video and tell everyone they have superpowers? The fame would disrupt their lives and maybe distract them so we can take over Maryville.”

“Hmmm. Maybe. But that would also point back to us as the source of the video. And people might think it’s just a deep fake.”

He sighed. “You’re right. The government might also enlist them in the NSA or some other secret agency. We don’t want any attention from them. Tell you what. Take a vacation. You haven’t had a break for a long time. Maybe if you do something completely different, you’ll come up with a solution to the Secret Supers.”

“There’s a good idea, Papa. My last one was in Paris? Three years ago?”

“Yes. That was after you successfully rigged that state election and got our candidate elected.”

“What would be a complete change for me? Something outside a city, something fun—I know!”

“What?”

“I’ll go to Coaster World!”

“That’s right. You always loved coasters as a kid.”


(See my book, Villain’s Vacation for more details.)

Three Free Excerpts – Get Your Third Here

Meet Super Villains – Papa Smith,

“Hi, Loretta. Are you all refreshed from your Paris vacation?”

“Hi, Papa Smith. Yes. I had a lot of fun waterskiing on the Riviera. I also cheated the casino in Monaco out of a million bucks.”

“Of course.”

 “But now I’m refreshed and bored. I haven’t had a job since I left for Coaster World.”

“I’m glad to hear you say that. I’ve got a challenging assignment for you—the Secret Supers.”

Meet Super Villains – Papa Smith, Part 2

“Ugh! I sure want to get back at them. But they’re backed up by the NSA. I’m not eager to tackle them and the US government.”

Papa stroked his hair. “The best cure for falling off a horse is to get back on. How about if I get a partner for you?”

“They’d better be awfully competent. I can’t really work with anyone who’s incompetent, or average, or merely a genius.”

“How about if you and I work together?”

I gasped. Papa Smith had raised me. He’d been very vague about what happened to my parents, so he was the only parent I’d known. I’d dreamt of working with him in the family crime business, but I hadn’t seen much of him once I went to college and began teaching, over fifty years ago. He was the one person I was pretty sure was smarter than me. Or at least he knew more.

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Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster Adventure !

Villain's Vacation cover What is it like?

Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster! I’m talking about Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation in the Secret Supers series.

Rollercoaster Adventure

So what are these books about? First, Secret Supers.

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

Click here to get your FREE copy of Secret Supers. But only from December 1st to 3rd. Otherwise, you’ll have to pay .99.

Never disabled


Eric S Rose

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2022

An uplifting tale of how four students find that within disability is ability. Looking past who others think they are was the way the four came together to make a difference not only in their own lives but the lives of those around them. The main theme of this tale is practice, practice, practice.

Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster Adventure! Villian’s Vacation

From the back cover:

Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals.

Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they’ve been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town. Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy the villain.

Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain’s attacks? Or will they become Super Villains? You can only find out by reading the adventure ‘Villain’s Vacation’.

Now on sale from December 1st to December 8th for only .99! Click here to get yours!

As electrifying as their powers!

Nemesis 5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2024

“Villain’s Vacation” by Andy Zach, narrated by Michael Stafford, whisks you on a thrilling ride as four disabled seventh graders with superpowers take on Coaster World. The writing is as electrifying as their powers, keeping you glued to each twist and turn. Stafford’s narration brings each character to life, adding an extra layer of excitement to this action-packed adventure.

Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster – A Non-Andy Zach Review

What Do Readers Think
Rollercoaster Adventure
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Brad Secrest

October 8, 2023

What a fresh take on the superhero genre. Teenage kids with profound disabilities and superpowers. And, don’t forget the super hamster. I love the blending of storytelling the author displays that throws him into the characters as the one documenting these super kid’s lives and the defeat of their villains. I gotta read more from this author!

Now You Get the Following Funny Video

So Should You Get A Rollercoaster Adventure?

I don’t know. Do you like rollercoasters? I’ve got lots in here. Do you like superheroes? I’ve got four. Do you like dastardly villains? I’ve got two. Do you like teen SciFi? That’s what this is.

Let me show you my chapter titles and some of the icons that go with them:

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 – Dancer  3

Chapter 2 – Chipmunk  11

Rollercoaster Adventure
Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster

Then Chapter 3 – The Last Day of School 24

Chapter 4 – Coaster World  30

Rollercoaster Adventure
Villain's Vacation
Chapter 4 icon
Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster

Chapter 5 – Tracking  34

Then Chapter 6 – On the Lake  41

Rollercoaster Adventure
Chapter 6 icon
Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster

Chapter 7 – Revelation  51

Then Chapter 8 – Hotel 64

Chapter 9 – Teamwork  73

Chapter 10 – Super Villains  79

Then Chapter 11 – Chase  89

Chapter 12 – Villain  98

Epilogue – Prison  100

Tell Me What You Think of Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster!

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Ride My Superhero Rollercoaster
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Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving! Have a Zombie Turkey on me!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the caption below. I’m selling it for .99.

Happy Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping. Or you can subscribe to my newsletter and get a free copy!

Happy Thanksgiving! Have A Zombie Turkey – Or Secret Supers

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

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Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey
Secret Supers audiobook

I also have my Secret Supers book for free–until November 19. So grab your now by clicking here!

Here’s what it’s about:

Jeremy Gentle fell flat on his face at therapy. That was normal since he had cerebral palsy. But his new superpower wasn’t normal. Then things got weirder when his best friend, Dan Elanga, got a different superpower. But Dan was still blind.

Kayla Verdera and Aubrey Wilcosky, two girls in their middle-school special ed class, discovered they too had new superpowers. Kayla was mute and needed a walker. Aubrey lost two legs and used crutches. But they were as powerful as the boys.

What should the four friends do? Jeremy knew if the word got out, it’d be a media circus. Then they started fighting crime, as the Secret Supers. Who knew a disability could be a perfect disguise? No one would ever think of disabled kids as superheroes. Then they ran into problems they never expected.

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous video of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

What’s Worse than a Zombie Turkey for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving Have a Zombie Turkey. I hope you don’t have this problem:

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020