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Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Here’s How

How do you get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks ? Remember my earlier blog post Read First Review of My Undead Mother-in-law?  That’s the key!

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You can promise to write a review of My Undead Mother-in-law and I will send you a free ebook. Just contact me here (click please). You can do My Undead Mother-in-law or Zombie Turkeys. 

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Of course, if you don’t want to write a review, you can download either book for only $2.99.

Or, you could try the next method.

Get Your Free Andy Zach ebooks – Another way!

There’s this secret method to get free ebooks of your choice on my blog. Few have discovered it.  Here they are:

Winner Date Name Prize
8/2/2017 Brandon
2/28/2017 Kathi MUM
5/9/2017 Brenda
4/1/2017 neethu.ohm
6/1/2017 Sally
7/6/2017 Belinda MUM

If you see your name there, contact me immediately and tell me what book you want. You see, these folks get their choice: ebook, print, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. They can even choose to get the graphic novel we plan or the Zombie Turkeys audiobook.

But how? Inquiring minds want to know!

It’s simple. Subscribe to the site newsletter here (please click). Enter your email, hit the Subscribe button, and you’ll be placed in the monthly drawing for a free book.

Want more details about My Undead Mother-in-law? See what’s next!

Secret Cover Development Images for My Undead Mother-in-law

Book covers are vitally important. Here’s how we, Sean Flanagan, and I developed ours.

First, we thought to use Diane Newby’s (undead mother-in-law) catseye reading glasses:

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My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint
Betty Crocker
Betty Crocker, our original image for Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law.

Then we picked Betty Crocker from 1980 and then aged her.   Here’s what we got, from our back cover.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

For the front cover, we started simply:

First Undead Mother-in-law cover
First Undead Mother-in-law cover

Too simple. The cover seemed too blank.

Here’s the next version:

Cover version 3
Cover version 3

The cover still appeared too boring visually. Then, we got the idea of suggesting a face. Here’s the final cover.

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If you want any other background details on cover development, add your comment below or contact me, Andy Zach. (Please click)

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Free short story by Andy Zach. Click to get.
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You will get free books if . . . you check this out

‘This’ is the Andy Zach at Barnes and Noble author appearance. How will you get free books? Read and find out!

First, I, Andy Zach signed books and chatted with fans from 1 to 3 PM at Barnes and Noble in Peoria.

Here was the setting before the press of excited Zombie Turkeys fans closed in around the table:

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Scene of Andy Zach’s book signing at Barnes and Noble in Peoria

People came by and I signed volume 1 of my Life After Life Chronicles Zombie Turkeys.

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Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Some fans asked me about volume 2, My Undead Mother-in-law, which is also available at Amazon.

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Click to download the book.

Several people asked me what inspired me to write these books. For Zombie Turkeys I said simply, “We fried a turkey and ate it. Around the dinner table someone said, ‘What if the turkey came back to life?’  ‘A zombie turkey!'”

“That thought thrilled me. What if turkeys came back to life as zombies? What a perfect way to satirize the whole zombie genre! So I wrote Zombie Turkeys in November 2015 for NaNoMo, national novel in November month. Click to find out more.”

What about My Undead Mother-in-law? And how do we get free books?

Wouldn’t you like to know! Where Zombie Turkeys focuses on zombie turkeys, in My Undead Mother-in-law I ask and answer the eternal question, “What should I do if my in-laws are zombies?”

Let’s start with the famous undead mother-in-law herself, Diane Newby.

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Diane Newby, hosting her children for dinner.

Here’s Diane’s description from My Undead Mother-in-law:

“You know I love your mother. But your mother’s a zombie. Who wants to see one zombie, let alone four of them?”
“Now that’s not fair. Mom and Dad have adjusted to their zombiism very well. Mom still volunteers at church and bakes cookies and pies for the bake sales.”

Diane greeted us at the door. “Hello, my love!” She hugged Karen.

Karen barely flinched as she looked into her mother’s bright-red eyes. But she grunted “Ugh!” at the force of her embrace.

“Ease up, Mom.”

“Oh, sorry.”

“Hello, Mom,” I said as I hugged her as hard I as could.

She hugged me back twice as hard.

“Ugh,” I grunted too.

Diane still had blond-highlighted brown hair, as she did when I first met her. She’d gained a pound or two though. She smelled of the body talc White Linen. I recognized it because Karen and I bought it for her birthday last year, pre-zombie. And she still wore her cat-eye reading glasses on a chain around her neck.”

No doubt you want to know more about Diane and her offspring. Next, I’ll tell you how to get my books for free.

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What do you think? Sacrifice your first born child? No. A chicken? No. A turkey? A good guess, but no.

You just have to write to me and promise to review my book, either Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law. Heck, you can cut and paste someone else’s review! Here they are, click here.

You can contact me here (click) and make your review promise. Or you can follow the next instructions.

But Andy, I don’t like to write! How can I get free books?

Glad you asked! Here is the final way you can get free books. Sign up for my newsletter. Each month I give away a free book to one of my subscribers. Just click here and enter your email.

That’s all for now!

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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

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As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

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Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

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Andy’s autographed picture