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4 Steps in Producing Zombie Turkeys Audiobook

4 Steps in Producing Zombie Turkeys Audiobook

The first step in Producing Zombie Turkeys Audiobook is to create your ACX audiobook account and connect it to your published book.  For me, it’s my Zombie Turkeys book, the first volume of the Life After Life Chronicles.

Zombie Turkeys Audiobook
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Step Two in Producing Zombie Turkeys Audiobook

I then published the audition script for the book, selecting the best sections to show the reader’s capabilities. I put the book out to bid on ACX.

Step Three: Sending the Script

After selecting a voice actor, Phil Blechman, I submitted a contract for the audiobook, and the person agreed.

Here’s Phil’s profile on ACX:

Step Four: Approving the Audiobook

Phil will send me a fifteen-minute sample. After I approve that, he’ll finish the book. That leads us to the final step of the process.

Along the way, I also send him directions on how I want the characters voiced: their accent, tone, and age.

I have over eighty characters in Zombie Turkeys. Of course, some of them die.

Here’s one:

Illinois Zombie Ready
Sam Melvin fighting zombie turkeys from Zombie Turkeys

And here’s another:

Illinois Zombie Ready
Lisa Kambacher with flamethrower fighting Zombie Turkeys

The Final Step: Selling the Zombie Turkeys Audiobook 

Here is where you come in: would you want to buy the Zombie Turkeys audiobook Reply to this post, or contact me, Andy Zach, right here. (Click here)

The audiobook will be for sale exclusively on Amazon.

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Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Let’s close this post with the latest review of Zombie Turkeys:

on August 26, 2017
Let me start by saying that “Andy Zach” has an unusual sense of humor (or possibly has escaped from a lunatic asylum and is living under an assumed name). I invite you to check out his Amazon author page and read the bio. He’s gone all in on this zombie expert thing (since his parents were zombies) and states that he reanimated dead animals as a child for a science fair. He also currently raises phoenixes as a hobby. One more thing before starting on the story. What is that ‘thing’ on his head in his author picture?

Right off the bat, you have to assume that with a title like “Zombie Turkeys” that this will be a humorous story, yet it unfolds almost like a documentary. I wanted to love it, but something didn’t fully click with me. I did LIKE it, nonetheless. There are some cute running gags about expense accounts and the occasional shift of POV to the head ZT “He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.” There are plenty of other gags (like ordering a Zombie Turkey killing flamethrower from Amazon Prime) that continue to make things fun, as well as all of the way-out ways they develop to dispatch the undead turkeys.

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The central character is Sam Melvin, a reporter with the tiny local Illinois paper “The Midley Beacon”. Sam becomes an internet sensation by reporting on the Zombie Turkey outbreak. He always manages to be in the right place at the right time to get the story. Sam is a VERY mild-mannered reporter and I found him a little too ‘everyman’. Walter Mitty at least had adventures in his head, Sam seemed to get to the scene MOSTLY in the aftermath of the battle.

Overall, I think it was the characters that left me in the friend-zone with this story. None of them struck me as endearing, which I think could have gone a long way to make this a better story (for me). Perhaps I should also go on the record as stating that I’m not a Zombie Genre fan. Never watched an entire George Romero movie and switched off “The Walking Dead” after 3 episodes. I’m more of a “Shaun of the Dead” and “iZombie” kind of guy.

Before closing, I also have to say that at the end of ZT, there is an opening chapter of Andy’s second book “My Undead Mother-in-law”. I found it interesting enough to put it on my reading list for the future. Maybe I just don’t like turkeys?

If you have an off-beat sense of humor, give Zombie Turkeys a try. It might be right up your alley.

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New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy

Reading a New Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy book gives me some of my chief joys in life.

You can also read the review on Amazon. Just click on the back cover image below:

 

Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal
Click to read the review and get your download.

The Next Zombie Turkeys Review Paranormal Fantasy Book

But that’s not all the reviews I’ve gotten recently! Here’s another from Goodreads:

I’m so tickled by these reviews, I’m offering you, my faithful readers, a free short story. Click here, enter your email in the subscribe box, hit the button, and I’ll send you one.

Or, if you can’t stand subscribing to my newsletter, just contact me and I’ll personally send you one.  No obligation!

Here’s my signature on it!

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Andy’s autographed picture

What Else is Going On With Zombie Turkeys?

I have a search for Zombie Turkeys on Google which sends me anything referring to Zombie Turkeys. Look what the Google dragged in!

Then there’s this poll. I intend to make my Zombie Turkeys audiobook in September and publish it. I recently found another way of doing an audio book–using a robot to read it.

Let me know what you think!

Here’s the robot reading, if you’re curious. Maybe this is the next big thing in audio books!

And Now for Something Completely Different

The Game of Thrones has almost caught up with Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law with the paranormal animal craze. Check out this next picture:
Humorously speaking, zombie polar bears aren’t as funny as zombie turkeys. But then, I don’t think GoT aims for humor or comic relief. If they ever want to, I’m willing to license Zombie Turkeys to them for a nominal fee: one percent of their annual revenue.

Let’s make this a two-way conversation! The first person that responds to this post by comment or by email (mention the title in your email), gets a free e-book of your choice, Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law.

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Get Your Free Zombie Turkeys Book – Click Within An Hour!

Here it is. Click the clock or lose your Free Zombie Turkeys book.

Free Zombie Turkeys Book
As you’re looking at this picture, your time is slipping away. Click to download.

Take it from the Steve Miller band:

You have been warned!

Besides Free Zombie Turkeys Book, Do You Have Any Other Free Books?

You bet! Every week I send out my newsletter with free fantasy book offers. I don’t guarantee they’re as good as Zombie Turkeys or My Undead Mother-in-law, but they’re free. Click here, enter your email, and you’ll get some this week.

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Read all about Zombie Turkeys each week! Click here.

But that’s not all! Once you join the newsletter, your email is placed in a monthly drawing for your pick of any of my products: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Zombie Turkeys audio book, and Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel.

My Undead Mother-in-law Breaking News

Now hear this, you turkeys!
Now hear this, you turkeys! Listen to Diane Newby, the undead mother-in-law. Click to get yours!

The mother-in-law has landed! That is, her book, My Undead Mother-in-law (M.U.M.) has arrived at Jule Inc. Those who’ve won free books (four) and who’ve picked M.U.M. will get one. Those who haven’t picked a prize yet, contact me, Andy Zach.

Get your M.U.M! Click here!
Get your M.U.M! Click here!

Got Any More Books Coming Up?

Indeedy do! The third book in the Life After Life Chronicles, my humorous zombie books set in our modern society has the working title Paranormal Patriots. I want to publish it in April 2018.

Research topics I covered for the next book were Somali piracy and letters of marque. Did you know the last letter of marque was issued in 1815 for the ship the Grand Turk, to be used against the Barbary pirates? It was never used since the second Barbary pirate war ended.

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Color picture of US 16th President Lincoln. He almost issued a letter of marque.

Then later on President Lincoln thought of using them against the Confederacy but didn’t. The Confederacy, however, issued letters of marque against the Union.

Finally, Ron Paul introduced bills for letters of marque against Al-Qaida in 2001 and 2007. In 2010, a Navy lawyer researched the plausibility of letters of marque against modern pirates and concluded it was a good idea.

What do you think? Respond in the comments or by email.

Signing off,

Andy

Free Zombie Turkeys Book
Andy’s autographed picture