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Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers on Advent Day 1

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Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers on Advent Day 1. I’m beginning the historic countdown to Christmas by giving you something every day for the Advent season.

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Secret Supers audiobook

But what is Advent? It’s the four Sundays before Christmas. Very often, people give little gifts every day to their children to teach them about Christ’s first coming. Click here for more details.

So let’s quickly get you your gift: click here to get your free Kindle ebook copy of Secret Supers.

Note: Your book is only free from December 1st to 3rd. Don’t let it slip by! It reverts to .99 outside of that time period.

What is my book all about? It’s a classic about how four teens get different superpowers. But they’re all in a special ed class with different disabilities. Eventually, they decide they must use their powers to fight crime.

Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers – As An Audiobook

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Do you like audiobooks? All my novels are on Audible. Get them here.

If you’re in the UK, you can get my Secret Supers audiobook for free from me by clicking here. I give free audiobooks to all my newsletter subscribers. UK members get my other seven audiobooks too.

If you’re elsewhere in the world go to Audible and join up and you get my audiobooks free as part of Audible.

You see, I’ve given away so many free Audible books, I have no more left–in the US Audible server.

Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers – What Readers Think

Another winner by Andy Zach!

Overall    5 out of 5 stars

Performance    5 out of 5 stars

Story    5 out of 5 stars

Unique and wonderful book for young people. Kids see a whole new side of kids with special needs. Not weird. Just kids who are facing a different sort of challenge than they are. The story is fun and believable. It kept me interested, and I’m an old lady!

Get Your Free Copy of Secret Supers – And a book for .99

2021 Reviews Villain's Vacation Book
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Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals.

Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they’ve been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town. Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy the villain.

Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain’s attacks? Or will they become Super Villains? You can only find out by reading the adventure ‘Villain’s Vacation’.

Get your .99 copy by clicking here!

What Do Readers say?

Secret Supers are back for another adventure!

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5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2022

In this sequel to Secret Supers, Jeremy has been experimenting on his hamster. As a result, Dancer has learned how to read, and is reading everything he can to learn about the human world. When Jeremy discovers this, he gets Dancer one of his old cell phones so Dancer can text the group.

As for the superhero business, the group needs some downtime and goes on vacation to Coaster World. What they don’t realize is that the villain they defeated also loves roller coasters and wants revenge against the Secret Supers.

Will the Secret Supers be able to defeat the villain and enjoy their vacation, or are their crime-fighting days numbered?

This was a fun sequel to Secret Supers. Not only did we have Andy Zach as a character in the book, as though the events were true and actually happened, but I loved the inclusion of a Super-Hamster helping out Jeremy and his friends. In this battle against the villain, the Secret Supers struggle, as the villain seems to have figured out how to neutralize their powers, and they not only have to call in support but also reveal themselves to some non-Supers.

The action was well-paced throughout, and the mystery of the identity of the villain was well-done. While I had suspicions, I wasn’t sure before the reveal, which was nice. If you enjoyed Secret Supers, I feel confident that you will also enjoy Villain’s Vacation.

For this book, I listened to the audiobook, which was narrated by Michael Stafford. This was a different narrator from The Secret Supers, which was a little odd to my ears at first, but I think that was only because I had listened to Secret Supers so 

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Tell Me What you Think!

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Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Villain’s Vacation directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax. Or click here and get your Secret Supers autographed copy.

Or you can get Villain’s Vacation on Amazon for .99 or 12.95. ($2.99 if you don’t get it right away.)

Don’t forget you can pick up your free copy of Secret Supers here.

If you want to keep track of all my blog posts and get free books you can subscribe to my newsletter by clicking here. You also get all my audiobooks for free!

Psst! Audible lets you listen free to my books. Click here to find out how.

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Oops! Grab Yourself Some Short Stories!

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Oops! Grab Yourself Some Short Stories!! Just for laughs, try some free samples of my wacky sci-fi stories. Then grab the book for .99! Click here! It’ll be on sale from November 3rd to 7th.

“But wait Andy–what is Oops! all about?”

It’s all about what can go wrong before, during, and after a zombie turkey apocalypse.

Prepare to laugh as you try these free samples.

Oops! Grab Yourself The Story of Sound (Click here)

The first story contains a tragedy–a queen’s husband and son died through drowning.

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One queen saw the problem

Her king and prince had both drowned only a short distance from the shore because no one saw them signing for help. The queen sat vigil all night long, and in the morning she sent heralds with large signs in every language to all the humans, elves, dwarves, fairies, leprechauns, and even a dragon. She pled with all to find something that would let creatures communicate without signs or gestures when they couldn’t see each other. She promised she would give whatever was in her power to whoever could accomplish this.

Oops! Grab Yourself A Phoenix Tale Click here

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A Phoenix Tale

This is a personal story from my past, during my doctoral research – on the Phoenix.

What was doctoral paper about? From my biography,

Before turning to fiction, Andy published his Ph.D. thesis “Methods of Revivification for Various Species of the Kingdom Animalia” in the prestigious JAPM, Journal of Paranormal Medicine.

Where is my mistake in this story? You’ll have to read and find out!

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Oops! Grab Yourself “In a Pickle”

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Learn all about Brice Butterworth, genetic engineer

Now, what was he going to do? Brice Butterworth’s boss just told him to double the productivity of Vegan Inc.’s pickle strain they used for their Kilwowski Pickle brand. That was completely impossible.

But keeping his job required it. Brice was the low man on the genetic engineering totem pole at Vegan Inc., the last one hired and the first one to be fired if another recession hit.

He couldn’t think. He couldn’t face this. So he cruised the internet. “The origin of zombie turkeys? I didn’t know they’d found that. Hmm, a Midley Beacon exclusive, the foremost zombie news source,” he read out loud.

Read more here: In a Pickle. You’ll find out what terrible mistake occurred.

Join my newsletter and get even more free short stories! Click here to get the rest of them.

Tell Me What you Think!

Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Oops! directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

Or you can get it on Amazon for .99 or 12.95. ($2.99 if you don’t get it right away.)

If you want to keep track of all my blog posts and get free books you can subscribe to my newsletter by clicking here. You also get all my audiobooks for free!

Psst! Audible lets you listen free to my books. Click here to find out how.

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Origin Story of Zombie Turkeys!

Origin Story of Zombie Turkeys–where did they come from? How can they be stopped? I tell you all!

But let’s begin with your gift: you can get your free copy of Zombie Turkeys–and some giggles. Click here for yours!

Zombie Turkeys was the first book I wrote and published. I wanted to write something light and funny. I fried a turkey, brought it into the house, and said, “What if this turkey came back to life?” Someone said, “It’d be a zombie turkey.”

“That’s my book title!” So I wrote the book around the title.

Zombie Turkeys Reviews
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So let’s quickly get you your copy: click here to get Zombie Turkeys. Here’s how it works:

When you subscribe to my newsletter, in EVERY newsletter I offer to give away a free ebook copy of Zombie Turkeys. So subscribe, get a newsletter, and grab your book

But that’s not all you’ll get in this blog post.

Origin Story – Zombie Turkeys – Review

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Firstly, where’s this review coming from? Goodreads!
S. Policar

Author 24 books

134 followers

November 20, 2023

If you’ve seen Poultrtgeist: Night of the Chicken Dead or Thankskilling and liked them, you’ll LOVE this. The sarcasm is there, the humor is dark and twisted, and our killer Tom turkey wakes up every day feeling great and ready to see who he can kill in the state of Illinois with his massive flock of wild and domesticated zombie turkeys.
I loved this book. The end is a bit predictable given the fact that it’s a series, but its definitely the predictable you’d expect from something like this. I think this book would make a great low budget movie like the two I mentioned earlier; and let’s be realistic, thanksgiving is a pretty much open holiday in the book and movie business.

I give this book 4 of 5 Paws and I look forward to reading the rest of this series.

Origin Story – Unique Review – 2

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5.0 out of 5 stars 

A very fun, very funny read.

Reviewed in the United States on March 16, 2018

I loved every gobbling, clucking page of this book. It’s this hilarious and insane story that wonderfully hits all the right zombie outbreak tropes I love, but done with turkeys and thanksgiving themes. SO FUNNY! I could read about heroic turkey farmers making chipper-shredder last stands for just about forever.

The main dude, Mr. Unknown Blogger, was also a very likable and fun main character to ride around with. I loved reading about this bottom-of-the-pile reporter turning his life around even while the hordes of zombie turkeys get worse and worse.

Just writing this review makes me want to read the book again. So much fun.

Origin Story – Audiobook – Review – 3

Deliciously silly book!

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What a deliciously silly book! If you love zombies and comedy, this zombiedy story is for you. The whole premise of zombie turkeys is just so ludicrous it makes the whole tale funny, no matter how seriously the characters take their roles. Story is suitable for the whole family. Very little blood & guts, no swearing, sweet, innocent romance.

I really enjoyed the main characters, Sam and Lisa, who work for a small newspaper in Illinois. Sam is out for the real story, thoroughly enjoying his investigative reporting. Lisa runs the little newspaper with efficiency and soon she has the entire nation demanding their news reports. Zombie turkeys are a bad problem, for sure, but they have launched this small newspaper right into the big leagues.

I loved all the straight line jokes, like how the turkeys couldn’t possibly outsmart law enforcement or the military. Yet people aren’t thinking like turkeys, let alone zombie turkeys. In order to predict their behavior, one must mindmeld with the zombie turkey!

Then there’s the weapons deployed to eradicate the turkeys – flechettes, flame throwers, big knives, grenades, etc. The story takes every opportunity to poke fun at being over-prepared… for the wrong things. Yet, no one could possibly see zombie turkeys coming, right? The story ends with one final piece of investigative journalism which just might explain where these deadly birds came from. So looking forward to book 2! 5/5 stars.

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What next? Get your free copy of Zombie Turkeys here!

Let me know what you think by clicking here or emailing me at [email protected]. As always, everyone who responds with a comment or email will get a free book from me.

You can get an autographed copy of Zombie Turkeys directly from me by clicking here. Free shipping and I pay the sales tax.

Or you can get Zombie Turkeys on Amazon for .99 or 12.95. ($2.99 if you don’t get it right away.)

If you want to keep track of all my blog posts and get free books you can subscribe to my newsletter by clicking here. You also get my audiobooks for free!

Psst! Audible lets you listen free to my books. Click here to find out how.