Oops! Welcome to the World!
I just looked at my stats for the past month. I’ve got people from all over the world! Welcome to you all!
My Stats for Jan 16 – Feb 16
- United States 1,628
- Singapore 102
- Israel 57
- Hong Kong SAR China 21
- Nigeria 16
- China 9
- United Kingdom 7
- Belgium 7
- Germany 5
- Canada 4
- Dominican Republic 3
- Brazil 3
- Sweden 2
- Pakistan 2
- Philippines 2
- India 2
- Argentina 2
- Thailand 1
- Syria 1
- Puerto Rico 1
- New Zealand 1
- Ireland 1
- Australia 1
Oops! Welcome to the World – Why Do I Say This?
My book Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse! which you can get by clicking here. Is FREE from 2/22 to 2/26/2026
Let’s first describe what you’re going to get:
Accidents happen. Especially around zombie turkeys. Then you add zombie humans, and problems proliferate. Mix in some ill-planned genetic engineering, and things get crazy.
The insanity continues, from the story where zombies are merged with cucumbers to the one where two basement-dwelling nerds gain access to all video content from the past two hundred years—from aliens.
Andy Zach pulls out all the stops on his imagination as he serves up this smorgasbord of silliness. Try it. Laughter is good for your soul
Here are the chapter icons for Oops, with the main character’s introduction.
A queen from long ago
One queen saw the problem more clearly than anyone else. Her king and prince had both drowned only a short distance from the shore because no one saw them signing for help. The queen sat vigil all night long, and in the morning she sent heralds with large signs in every language to all the humans, elves, dwarves, fairies, leprechauns, and even a dragon. She pled with all to find something that would let creatures communicate without signs or gestures when they couldn’t see each other. She promised she would give whatever was in her power to whoever could accomplish this.
Andy Zach during his doctoral research – Your first free story A Phoenix Tale
I left the air-conditioned comfort of the taxi, and the sights, sounds, and smells of the old bazaar in Jeddah assailed me: a robe-clad man on camel plodded by, an adjacent fishmonger added his smell to the fresh dung in the street, and the hawkers yelled their wares.
I could only speak Arabic at a middle school level, but as I strolled through the bazaar, I heard “Fresh dates!”…”Highest quality rugs!”…”Finest gold jewelry!”… “Ancient books! The rarest in Saudi Arabia!”
My head snapped around. A bald, stumpy man in a white caftan saw me look and said, “Books? You want ancient books?”
“Yes.” I spoke carefully, knowing my poor accent. “Can you speak English?” I didn’t have much hope.
“Of course, my friend. Come into my shop.”
Click for your free short story.
Brice Butterworth, a genetic engineer from Gift #2 – In a Pickle
Now, what was he going to do? Brice Butterworth’s boss just told him to double the productivity of Vegan Inc.’s pickle strain they used for their Kilwowski Pickle brand. That was completely impossible.
But keeping his job required it. Brice was the low man on the genetic engineering totem pole at Vegan Inc., the last one hired and the first one to be fired if another recession hit.
He couldn’t think. He couldn’t face this. So he cruised the internet. “The origin of zombie turkeys? I didn’t know they’d found that. Hmm, a Midley Beacon exclusive, the foremost zombie news source,” he read out loud.
Oops! Welcome – The Butterfly Effect
“Whatcha doing, Brice?” asked my boss Wilma O’Reilly after sneaking up behind me.
I jumped. As usual, I was cruising the internet, bored with my job. How awkward.
We worked at Vegan Inc., an agricultural conglomerate. I was their lead geneticist in charge of enhancing the qualities of the corporation’s vegetable products through genetic modification.
Read more here: The Butterfly Effect
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