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Two Free Books, Two Ways, Only 3 Days Left

Two Free Books, Two Ways, Only 3 Days Left

No, I haven’t lost my mind. You can get Two Free Books, today, in exchange for two clicks.

The first click is on the Zombie Turkeys Free Kindle promotion below. Just download it now:

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Free Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

The second click you need to get a free ebook copy of My Undead Mother-in-law is below. After clicking, fill in your email address to send me an email agreeing to review My Undead Mother-in-law. I’ll send you a copy of My Undead Mother-in-law and also add you to our mailing list.

Two Free Books

Here’s Another Way to Get Two Free Books

If you don’t want to review and you don’t want e-books, but free paperbacks, I’ve got you covered!
Simply join me in our weekly newsletter and you’ll be automatically entered in our monthly drawing. Aside from paperback copies of Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, we’ll also offer copies of the first Zombie Turkeys audiobook and the Zombie Turkeys graphic novel issue 1.

Didn’t you know we had a Zombie Turkeys graphic novel? Check out the next section.

You Can Get A Free Copy of the Zombie Turkeys Graphic Novel, Issue 1

Here is the cover:

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Absolutely Don’t Miss This Zombie Appearance!

This reproduced newsletter covers the zombie appearance at Barnes and Noble in Peoria Illinois! Click here to get a free Zombie Turkey book excerpt by subscribing! Other newsletters will appear on this blog as well, complete with free books and offers.

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Volume 1, Number 12
Greetings and Salutations Faithful Readers!
The balloons are for the big news.  The big news today, and for this weekend, is my author appearance at Peoria Barnes and Noble, right here:
Zombie AppearanceDon’t Miss this Zombie Appearance

Click here to go to map.

Free Book Excerpt Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

Or, you can read about it in my blog:

Andy Zach Barnes and Noble Appearance! – Zombie Turkeys

Andy Zach Barnes and Noble Appearance! – Zombie Turkeys

Don’t miss Andy Zach Barnes and Noble Appearance! He’ll be signing his book Zombie Turkeys at the Peoria…

Andy Zach VideoPreview Cover of “My Undead Mother-in-law”, on sale on Amazon in July 2017.
Zombie Appearance, Yes, But That’s Not All!

Here’s an early version of my cover for my next novel, My Undead Mother-in-law for my newsletter readers. This is super secret, because I’ll have a reveal day when the detailed cover is done. But you deserve a treat and I trust you.

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Don’t Forget the Drawing for a Free Book is Next Week!

You can get entries for each new newsletter subscriber you get! Send me their email to show me caused them to join! And of course, they are entered too.

We’ll draw for a choice of Zombie Turkeys, (paper, ebook, or audio book when it comes out), or My Undead Mother-in-law, (paper or ebook, when it comes out this summer).

What Else Is Going On?

Lots and lots!
I also had free short stories posted this week. Here’s the first:

Free Short Story by Andy Zach, of “Zombie Turkeys” – Zombie Turkeys

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Free Short Story by Andy Zach, of “Zombie Turkeys” – Zombie Turkeys

Enjoy this free short story by Andy Zach, author of Zombie Turkeys, the first volume of the “Life After Lif…

And here’s the second free short story:

Free Short Story Part Two by Andy Zach – Zombie Turkeys

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Free Short Story Part Two by Andy Zach – Zombie Turkeys

Get a free short story part two from Andy Zach, author of comic paranormal urban fantasy, “Zombie Turkeys&q…

And here’s my first post after the blog outage last week:

Zombie Turkeys Blog Alive and Well! – Zombie Turkeys

Zombie Turkeys Blog Alive and Well! – Zombie Turkeys

Get free books, free newsletters, and zombie news from Zombie Turkeys Blog Alive and Well. We’ll show you th…

Not Just Zombie Appearance, but More Freebies

As is my tradition, I give my newsletter readers free book and newsletters from other fantasy and science fiction authors. Here they are coming up next!

Free Fantasy Novels and Newsletters Here!

Shadow Maker Free

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Shadow Maker: Morrighan House Witches Book One by [Lane, Amir]

Description

Physics major Dieter Lindemann is perfectly content living in a world where the Shadows he sees and hears are nothing but figments of his imagination. But when one attacks him, he’s forced to confront the fact that the Shadows are not only real, but dangerous. Though Necromancer Alistair Cudmore offers to help him, Dieter quickly realizes that what he and Alistair want are two very different things, and it’s difference that could cost him his life. Controlling and possessive, Alistair pushes him further and further into blood magic, dragging him down into a world he never wanted any part in. As the spirits and Alistair grow more and more violent, Dieter must break away from his mentor and learn to control the Shadows on his own before they destroy him. Only, Alistair isn’t about to let him go without a fight.

Notes

Free from Mar. 15-17 Available in Kindle Unlimited
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Shadow Maker: Morrighan House Witches Book One
$ 0.00

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Link for Your Newsletter (any clicks are recorded!)

Shadow Maker: Morrighan House Witches Book One

Physics major Dieter Lindemann is perfectly content living in a world where the Shadows he sees and hears are no…

Then we have this next:

Cyberpunk Tales Box Set

Ashley L. Hunt 0.92
$0.99

Description

Vivian Hsu has only lived in the slums of the lower Sprawl for a year as a mercenary, but ironically, the telepathic powers that forced her to flee her prior privileged life now threaten to drive her insane. Will this proud, self-reliant, and stubborn woman harness her fiery nature and survive the deadliest contract she’s ever faced? Will she navigate the tangled web of corporate espionage, kidnapping, murder and come out with her soul? Or will the darkest depths of the Sprawl claim another life?

Notes

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Finally, Don’t Forget the Free Book Drawing Next Week!

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The Best Zombie Turkeys You’ll Find!

By Best Zombie Turkeys I mean I’m giving you my Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 11, republished as a blog post.  All my gifts I offered to my subscribers still hold!  Click here to get your gifts. Enter your email and click Subscribe.

If you’re not familiar with my zombie humor book Zombie Turkeys, check out free samples by clicking on the image:

Free Book Excerpt
Zombie Turkeys print book. Click to download.

What About Earlier Newsletters?

Yes, you’re right; there were ten earlier newsletters. I’ve already published an index to them, located later in this blog post. So just scroll on down for earlier reading pleasure.

Best Zombie Turkeys Newsletter Volume 1, Number 11

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I promised you another newsletter after my blog was fixed. Guess what?
It’s alive!

 

What Did You Miss?

I’m glad you asked! I’ve already made a blog post catching you up on all the Zombie Turkey news here:

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This post also has scads of links to Facebook Zombie Turkeys and free giveaways.

Andy, What Actually Happened to Your Blog?

I’m embarrassed to say I shot myself in the foot. I changed my site without backing up. Here are the gruesome details.

Here’s the gory story of my blog disaster. Trigger warning: It’s not for the faint-hearted. Editing Books and Blogs Learn From My Mistakes – Zombie Turkeys

6 more editing tips
My Undead Mother-in-law cover hint

Anything Else I Missed This Past Week?

Absolutely! I finally made an index of all my newsletters and offer to send you any that you missed. AND any gifts or freebies I offered are still open! So enjoy!

Free Newsletter, Books, Gifts – Learn How Here – Zombie Turkeys

Best Zombie Turkeys Book Drawing
Cover of Kindle edition of “Zombie Turkeys”. Click to download.

Then there’s this:

Yup, it’s true. I’ll be at Barnes and Nobel’s in Peoria at the Author Fair on March 26th.  Be there!

Then, there’s this freebie:

5 Microsoft Word Tips You Can Use – Zombie Turkeys

Free Author Reading
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

Next, there’s this website I use to get free books:

Free Professional and Technical Research Library of White Papers, Magazines, Reports, and eBooks (Click here) 

Then there’s the usual free books and newsletters you get every week!

Free Fantasy Novels and Newsletters Here!

First, the next book:

Shadow Maker Free

Shadow Maker: Morrighan House Witches Book One by [Lane, Amir]

URLs for Newsletter

Store Link Link for Your Newsletter (any clicks are recorded!)
https://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Ma…

Then, there’s this book set:

Cyberpunk Tales Box Set

Ashley L. Hunt 0.92
$0.99

CyberPunk.png Best Zombie Turkeys
CyberPunk

Description

Vivian Hsu has only lived in the slums of the lower Sprawl for a year as a mercenary, but ironically, the telepathic powers that forced her to flee her prior privileged life now threaten to drive her insane. Will this proud, self-reliant, and stubborn woman harness her fiery nature and survive the deadliest contract she’s ever faced? Will she navigate the tangled web of corporate espionage, kidnapping, murder and come out with her soul? Or will the darkest depths of the Sprawl claim another life?

Notes

URLs for Newsletter

Store Link
http://amzn.to/2lEq5Vv

 

Finally,

That all, folks!

 

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