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Secret Sneak Preview! Chapter 2 – Pinky

Pinky the Dragon

Secret Sneak Preview! Chapter 2 – Pinky

How is this different from my other sneak preview this week? (Click here to see it.) This chapter of “Magic Arrives” is only advertised on this blog and through my newsletter, NOT on social media.

So only you guys and gals know about it!

“Magic Arrives” is my newest novel and my first humorous fantasy. I’m releasing it on patreon.com. Click to go there.

But for my faithful blog readers and newsletter subscribers (click here to subscribe) I’m giving you a taste. This is my second chapter, entitled, “Pinky”. Enjoy!

My cover isn’t ready yet, but here is one of my cover concepts. It’s the famous “blue marble” view of the Earth from Apollo 8.

Secret Sneak Preview! Pinky

Secret Sneak Preview

Sunday, October 4

I hugged my dragon Pinkie as we went outside to play. I had him since I was a baby. My mom got him for me.  My older brother Lamar went with me. My mom, Shannon, told Lamar that morning, “Lamar if Shayla wants to go outside, you go with her. Don’t let her out of your sight. If you see trouble, both of you get out of there.” I knew trouble sometimes happened in our neighborhood.

Turning to me she said, “Shayla, don’t go running off without your brother. You listen to him and do what he says. I’ll be back at five.” Then she left for her job at Wal-store.

Lamar and I walked in on a fine fall day. I watched the robins hop along the ragged grass in an empty lot. We went to a neighborhood park a few blocks away from our apartment. Lamar pushed me on the swings, and then on the merry-go-round. Then he said, “Shayla, I’m going to play basketball with my friends over there. You stay here till I come back.”

Secret Sneak Preview! Pinky – part 2

I watched him walk to the court next to the park. “Pinkie, what do you think of that? We gotta play by ourselves. What d’ya wanna do? You want me to push you on the merry-go-round? Okay, I’ll try.”

It wasn’t as hard as it looked. I got it up to speed and then hopped on, next to Pinkie. “I’m almost a big girl now. I can push the merry-go-round all by myself. And I started kindergarten this fall.”

I spun the merry-go-round again and again till I got tired. “You getting hungry Pinkie? I am. What do you eat? Bugs? Huh. Whatever. Let me get you some.”

I knelt on the grass next to the merry-go-round’s sand pit.  I loved the smell of the grass.   I poked around the dirt and found some ants and pill bugs. I put one of each in my hand and gave it to Pinkie.

“Num, num! Tastes good, don’t it? D’ya want more? Okay.” I hopped off the merry-go-round and got more. Then I heard something like fireworks coming from the basketball court. “What’s that Pinkie?” Picking up my dragon I ran to the court to check on Lamar.

Secret Sneak Preview! Pinky – part 3

 Some big guys had guns. They were chasing the boys off with lots of yelling. “No little kids here! This court is for men, for our gang!” Lamar ran out.

More young guys came up. “Hey, what d’ya think you’re doing? This is our turf. Get out of here.” They had guns too.

Someone shot a gun. Then a whole firecracker string of shots rang out. Some guys dropped on both sides. The first group ran into the park, then hid behind the playground equipment and started firing again.

A bullet zipped over my head. “Get down, Pinkie!” I fell on top of him, protecting him. I peeked and saw Lamar running full speed toward me. Then he fell.

“Lamar!” I cried. I crawled to him. His blood oozed from his back, warm and sticky. He moaned. I cried.

The blood spread over Lamar’s shirt, like spilled tomato juice. He stopped moaning. I made my own wet spot crying over him. The bullets still zipped above us.  I could taste my salty tears. Pinky squeezed between us.

 “Oh, Pinkie I wish you’d gobble up those guys with guns like you did those bugs!” I cried with all my heart to my magic dragon.

Secret Sneak Preview! Pinky – part 4

Pinkie shook in my hand. He felt like my mom’s cell phone when it buzzed. Then he grew out of my hand. My pink dragon grew to be dog-sized, then horse-sized, then elephant-sized, then bigger. The shooters turned to my giant stuffed dragon, flapping his pink wings in midair. Both gangs shot at him.

Like a cat jumping on a mouse, Pinkie gobbled up a shooter, then the one next to him. Six more gang bangers disappeared into his huge pink mouth before both gangs turned and ran.

“Yay, Pinkie! You chased away those bad guys!” Then I saw Lamar again, quietly bleeding on the ground.

“Oh, Lamar get up! You’ve got to take me home!” I lay on his still body, crying into his wet shirt.

*

I cried myself to sleep. When I woke, Lamar was cold. The shadows were lengthening. Mom would be home soon.

“Lamar!” I began sobbing again. A shadow covered me. Pinkie swooped down. The grass flattened under his big pink feet.

Pinky – part 5

What’s wrong, Shayla?

“Pinkie, Lamar won’t get up. I-I-I think he’s dead!”

You’ve got to wake him up, like you did with me.

“Good idea, Pinkie.” I didn’t think then that Pinkie talked way clearer than he used to.  I began shaking Lamar with all my might. “Lamar, get up! You’ve got to wake up, just like Pinkie.  Get better right now!”

 “O-o-h,” he groaned. He rolled over and looked at me. “What happened, Shayla? Why is my back all wet?”

“There was a fight between two gangs and y-y-you were shot. You’re bleeding.”

He took off his T-shirt. “Yuck! It’s all bloody.” Something fell to the ground. “What’s this?” He picked it up. “It was in my shirt. It’s a bullet! Why do I feel better? I remember getting shot, now.”

 “Lamar, I wished you’d get better so we could go home.” I peered at his back. “You’re all bloody, but there’s no hole in it.”

“And the bullet’s out,” He showed me the bullet. It was bloody and smushed on one side.

Pinkie landed next to us and burped.

“What’s that???”  Lamar stared at the huge dragon, his eyes bugging out.

“Pinkie, of course. I wished he’d eat up those bad guys with guns and he did.”

“Let’s go home. Pinkie will have to stay outside. He’s too big to fit in our apartment. He’s too big to fit on the basketball court!”

Lamar was right. Pinkie’s butt and tail filled the basketball court and he stretched across the grass to us.

“Nah. Pinkie, go back to your regular size.”

No problem. Pinkie answered me. He shrunk down and I picked him up.

“Let’s go.”

Lamar closed his mouth and followed me home. I knew the way. I just wanted Lamar for protection

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“Magic Arrives” Novel Sneak Preview! Don’t Miss It!

“Magic Arrives” Novel Sneak Preview! Don’t Miss it! “Magic Arrives” is my newest novel and my first humorous fantasy. I’m releasing it on patreon.com. Click to go there.

But for my faithful blog readers and newsletter subscribers (click here to subscribe) I’m giving you a taste. This is the Prologue and first chapter, entitled, “Tea”. Enjoy!

My cover isn’t ready yet, but here is one of my cover concepts. It’s the famous “blue marble” view of the Earth from Apollo 8.

“Magic Arrives” Novel Blurb Right Here

What’s “Magic Arrives” about?

Here’s my blurb draft. If you can make it better, let me know:

Magic breaks out on the Earth. Suddenly, liars pants catch on fire.  Stuffed animals stop gang member. But no one knows how the magic works.  Welcome to the new Earth: eight billion sorcerer’s apprentices. Everyone is magical. Everyone gets their wishes granted.

Does that sound frightening? It’s worse. Nuclear scientist Katie Garcia is doing her best to figure it out, using all the resources of Oak Ridge National Labs. Will she learn the rules of magic before humanity destroys itself—or her?

Find out inside Magic Arrives.

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Don’t Miss Your Zombie Turkeys Laughter Here!

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Zombie Turkeys?? Yup you heard it right. “Gobble Gobble”.

Okay, so it is pretty much the same formula and tropes that we’ve seen before. Science experiment gone wrong, and it causes humans/animals to go rabid and tear apart everything. Amidst all that we have everyday individuals caught in the zombie wave, fighting and holding on to dear life, and the strife brings together people from different walks of life and bonds them together. New alliances are formed, camaraderie and sportsmanship (literally) are bought to the forefront. We find out that the world is indeed a great place and people are essentially good.

Now in this novel it’s turkeys that underwent zombification. Don’t know why Andy choose Turkeys, then again, why the hell not?? Now, read everything in the previous paragraph as a satire or with a comedic tone and you get a novel that is a laughter riot from start to finish. If you take this novel seriously then seriously there is something wrong with you. I’m sure of one thing, Andy must have really enjoyed writing this one, cause I really enjoyed reading it.

Plot Summary:

So there is a turkey infection outbreak across the United States. The result is that the turkeys kind of become like Wolverine, you can cut or shoot or slash or skewer but like good old Wolvie, the turkeys heal themselves and keep on marching. Hell, turkeys kept inside freezers come back to life and start growing feathers and other accessories. They peck to death humans and other predators, overwhelming them by sheer numbers. If this were a movie I would put this in the posters –

“The last thing you hear before being pecked to death is Gobble Gobble “

Anyway back to the plot, as always we need a hero and that role is done by Sam Melvin reporter for a local newspaper. He is the first one to report the zombie turkey attacks and thus the popularity of their newspaper skyrockets. His boss, Lisa who used to see him as an underachiever falls for him and they develop a relationship. They capitalize on the whole outbreak scenario and provide reports and videos of turkey attacks, people who survived the attacks and other info, on how to fight the turkeys and what precautions need to be taken.

I was hooked on to the stadium scene where a flock of more than 100,000 turkeys descended to the field while a football match was in progress. This was by far the funniest and most interesting of all the zombie battles. Fans from both teams and the players started chopping up turkeys and singing the Thanksgiving song.

Bonus: The Obamas show up in the novel. If that doesn’t pique your interest I don’t know what will.

By the end of the novel it is implied that the experiment that caused the turkeys to go zombie mode had impacted other animals as well – squirrels, rabbits, bulls and finally humans – technically actual zombies. Hooray!! Which also explains the title – “Life after Life Chronicles Part 1″. What I liked about the novel apart from the comedic aspects is Andy’s writing that sometimes makes us wonder if we are actually reading a satirical novel. As ludicrous as it seems, occasionally we are left to seek out the humor as, when people die by turkeys (Lol) the description takes on a serious tone. Don’t worry, it isn’t that depressing, the humor marches it’s way back in, in the next line or paragraph.

So we have sequels to this and part 2 of the series is called – “My Undead Mother-in-law“.

I wish all the very best for Andy and his zombie horde of characters. Keep writing!!

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