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What’s It Like Going to a Book Convention as an Author?

Book Convention

What’s It Like Going to a Book Convention as an Author? I just went to the Book Rack in Peoria on April 24th and I’ll tell you all about it.

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My tie is a bit out of control, but that’s normal. I got it fixed before customers showed up. Now let me tell you about everything that happened before this picture.

Book Convention – Step 1 Make a List and Check It Twice

First, I make a check list. Here it is:

Life After Life Chronicles banner for Book Convention
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!
  1. Books – All six that I’ve published: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, Paranormal Privateers, Oops!, Secret Supers, and Villain’s Vacation. There are a total of 150 which I carry in a rolling suitcase.
  2. 8-foot table and a chair. Where else would I sit?
  3. Black table cloth.
  4. 6 book stands
  5. Turkey puppet and statues including one that holds candy.
  6. Electronics: laptop, two cell phones (one for wireless hotspot, one for Square reader), Square credit card reader.
  7. Newsletter signup list
  8. Business cards
  9. Bookmarks. I give one away with each book purchased
  10. Sales receipt book
  11. Daytimer for notes. I get a lot of ideas at every one of these conventions.
  12. Charging cords and power block, and extension cord. I always use all of them.
  13. Book banners/signs. I have five. I used four at this venue.
  14. Stickers which say ‘Signed by Author’. Surprisingly, people buy more books if I pre-sign them.
  15. Cash box to hold receipts and to make change.
  16. Duck tape – it’s always useful

Step Two – Pack Everything

This is where I load up my trusty van the night before. The books fill my rolling suitcase. I need another book box to hold the last twenty or so. I’m ever hopeful, so I pack them all!

I really couldn’t sleep if I didn’t pack everything in the car but my electronics and my cash box. I also take a packed lunch and the thermos of tea.

Stanley Thermos for Book Convention
Stanley Thermos

Book Convention – Arrive and Set Up

This usually takes half an hour. I needed an extra ten minutes because the zipper on my suitcase got stuck. I have an extra half hour for things to go bad, so I was ready at a quarter to ten. That’s when the picture got taken. Here are some more:

Posted by Book Rack Used Books & Gifts on Saturday, April 24, 2021
Posted by Book Rack Used Books & Gifts on Saturday, April 24, 2021

At A Book Convention – Selling Books

My main method for selling books is reading the first page of Zombie Turkeys, if they’re interested in my comical zombie series. Here I am, five years ago doing that on Youtube

Andy Zach reading Zombie Turkeys

But before you can sell books, you have to talk to people. There were no people there; it was drizzling and about fifty degrees. (That’s about 12 degrees Centigrade).

Then people showed up in the rain. And they didn’t talk to me. They actively looked away from me. That’s a clue–“I don’t want to look at you so I don’t have to talk to you.”

That’s how my time passed, from ten to twelve o’clock. Then I talked to some people. I read Zombie Turkeys. No sales.

Then a lady came by with her eleven or twelve-year-old daughter. Ideal, for me! I pitched Secret Supers to them. “This series is about four 7th-graders in a disabled, special ed class who get superpowers, and then use them to fight crime. They use their disabilities to hide their secret identities.”

Success! They bought both Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation. Then there was no action for half an hour.

Then the bookstore owner came by, “One of my friends wants to buy all your books. If I give you her phone number, can you handle the credit card purchase?”

Can I? In a heartbeat! I called her and sold all my books to her. I left her signed books at the bookstore. She’d seen the Book Rack posts on Instagram and called her friend to get them.

Next, the lady and her daughter came by again and bought Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. I was up to ten books sold, and there were still four hours left!

I ended up selling fifteen books.

Got Any Questions?

Do you have any questions? I’ll give you a free ebook, Zombie Turkeys, if you ask me one right now. Or, you can just subscribe to my funny newsletter. I give away five audiobooks (soon to be six!) and Zombie Turkeys to my subscribers.

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Your 12 Best Links of 2019 From Andy Zach

Your 12 Best Links of 2019 from me, author Andy Zach are right here. What have you missed? Perhaps there’s a laugh or two for you or some amazing bit of technology you didn’t know about. The journey through time begins now!

January 2019 – My Favorite Video of 2019

This nostalgic memory from my childhood is much funnier now that I’m an adult.

How many of these famous cameo appearances can you identify? Identify all and win a book!

I can just hear some of you Millenials saying, “Ok, Boomer.” I am a Baby Boomer, so I can’t deny it.

February 2019 – A Great One Liner

Need I say the prequel to my book Paranormal Privateers is set in the Caribbean? Need I say this prequel is in my new book, Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse?

March 2019 – A Great Movie Trailer

Terry Pratchett is one of my inspirations. I re-read The Color of Magic, his first book in his Disc World series this year and it’s better than I remembered. This movie adaptation is great. Be sure to see it. Watch the trail above, if you doubt me.

Nine more links to go in Your 12 Best Links of 2019!

April 2019 – My Favorite ComicCon of 2019

Your 12 Best Links of 2019
Andy Zach at PeoriaCon. Click to read all about it.

At PeoriaCon I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys dozens of times while acting it out with my zombie turkey puppet. The Peoria Journal Star caught me in the act right there in Peoria, a mile from my home!

Click on the blog post to hear me on video!

May 2019 – The Fifth of Your 12 Best Links

Seriously, how can ‘spider butts’ not make the highlights list?

June 2019 – The Sixth of Your 12 Best Links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=a1Om-662nUg&feature=emb_logo
Which Star Wars Movie is This?

I have to include this blog post, of four future science fiction story ideas. Which one do you like the best?

That’s all for now! I’ll post the other six items tomorrow.

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What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon?

What’s it like to be a vendor at a ComicCon? Perhaps you never wondered. I’ll tell you my experience with QuadCon in Peoria.

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Here’s the start of the ComicCon experience

It all begins when I hear about a ComicCon, especially in my area of central Illinois, Peoria.

I go to the QuadCon website and find out how to get a table, how much it costs, and what the schedule is.

After buying the table and putting it on my agenda. I advertise it to my fans–like you.

By the way, if you want me to come to your area, contact me with the opportunity.

If it works out and I can come, I’ll give you a pick of my books!

The Life After Life Chronicles

Or you can pick my newest book, Secret Supers.

Secret Supers cover

The Day Before the ComicCon

I pack my books to sell–all of them. That’s four different books, about a hundred and fifty copies. Normally I keep them in the Amazon boxes they come in, but I pack about a hundred in my rolling suitcase, until I can barely lift it.

I pack up my posters and most importantly, my zombie turkey puppet.

Andy Zach acting out

You see, I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys and act it out with my puppet.

What’s the first page like?

The First Page of Zombie Turkeys

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Chapter 1 icon

Chapter 1


Bartonville

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He bred with
female after female in his flock without tiring. He stayed
awake through the night. He feared no predator.

Then a turkey hunter shot him.

The setting sun overlooked a crisp, clear evening in early
November. South of Bartonville, Illinois, a farmer had leased
his wood lot to two turkey hunters. Big and burly in their
bulky camouflaged outfits, they had just bagged one.

“Good shot, Pete!”

“He’s a big ‘un!”

Pete and Bob walked up to the tom turkey, bleeding on
the cold ground. The rest of the flock had scattered into the
woods. He had exceptionally good plumage and weighed
perhaps twenty pounds. Pete reached down and picked him
up by the neck.

“He weighs at least twenty-five pounds!”

Then the turkey’s eyes opened—and gleamed red. He
kicked with his spurs and pecked savagely at Pete’s arms and
eyes. Dozens of his hens attacked the men from behind.

“Gobble! Gobble!”

He felt different. More energetic, more alive. He had no
memory of being shot, but a certain turkey satisfaction at
killing his killers. He also enjoyed pecking at their dead meat.
He had always liked frogs, but this meat tasted better. He led
his flock down the road, in search of more predators to eat.

I’ll do this ten to twenty times in an eight hour day.

Andy Reading Page 1 – and more

Andy Zach reading page 1 – and more

Here’s our table at QuadCon:

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Andy Zach and Tori at QuadCon

Finally, the End of the ComicCon

The convention ran out of gas by 4 pm and we all closed down. I packed up my books, took down my posters and went home.

Let me know if you have any questions about conventions. I have a goal of going to one a month this year. I’ve done three so far.

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First person to identify the character this cosplayer is portraying, gets a free ebook! Email me