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5 Funny and Weird Things I Found This Month

5 Funny Things

5 Funny and Weird Things I Found while cruising on the internet. I scan through the internet every day. If something tickles my fancy, I post it. Let me know if this tickles YOUR fancy and I’ll give you an audiobook of your choice. Here they are:

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5 Funny Things – Your First Funny/Weird Thing

Who wouldn’t like a bouquet of dragonettes? I’m sorry I can’t give each of you one. But how about this?

This is your chance to enter this contest

What contest? This one:

Fellow author C.L. Cannon’s giving away books. Find out how to win $200 worth. Click above.

I’m part of this contest, so you can win one of my books too!

Your Second Funny/Weird Thing

Now You’re in the Middle of 5 Funny and Weird Things

Man, there are so many angles to this story! I could write about the insurance claim on the damaged/dead robot. I could write about a robotic lawyer suing the car company, who is defended by another robotic lawyer. Or I could write about a robot mortuary. What would you like to read? Let me know.

Heading Around the Fourth Weird/Funny Bend . . .

There’s a story behind this one. I read Heinlein”s “Methusaleh’s Children” when I was 12. It begins with an exciting chase scene where the hero has a ‘tricar’–a car that can fly and is amphibious, even operating as a submarine. I loved that. I still love amphibious cars, airplane cars, and flying boats. Fifty-two years later.

The Big Finale – My Last Funny/Weird Thing

Gary Larson is one of my favorite cartoonists.

I might as well let you know I’m giving free audiobooks away. They’re simple to get. First, subscribe to my newsletter here.

Then, simply email me at [email protected] or via this website. Be sure to tell me which books you want: one, two, three, or four.

5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks
5 Funny Things My 4 free audiobooks

Now, I have one more book that becomes an audiobook this year: Oops! Tales From the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse. I just have a paperback or ebook for you. Signed, of course.

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Oops! cover. Click to get your signed copy
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Science Or Science Fiction? You Decide 5 Examples

I’ve got five science stories for you to read and I want you to determine if they are real science, or merely science fiction. Every day it becomes harder to tell!

Each time you get one right, let me know and get your choice of an ebook or an audiobook from me.

Science Or Science Fiction? Your First Test

Real teleportation – Now or in the future?

Read the article about quantum super-superposition and decide if this means we have teleportation, or if that is still science fiction.

Then tell me by commenting or contacting me. Tell me which of my books you’d like:

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My four books in the Life After Life Chronicles

Or my middle-school series, beginning with Secret Supers.

Secret Supers
Secret Supers cover

Next, Your Second Test

How many of these products are real robots you can buy and use and how many are hype? Is this more science fiction, or science fact? Let me know, and claim your free book.

The Middle of the Blog Test

Are magnetic bridges between galaxies just for Thor in the MCU? Is there really science behind this? Or is this just clickbait? Claim your prize here with your answer.

Science Or Science Fiction? Your Fourth Chance to Get Books

The previous article tells of a steampunk GPS from a hundred years ago that worked by your odometer in your car. Is this real or just an author’s imagination? Tell me.

Your Final Test Comes Now

Okay, holodecks have got to be science fiction. Right? Or wrong? Is there a real science, working holodeck here? This is your last chance to get your free books. Let me have it.

What You Will Win

We already covered my four books in my Life After Life Chronicles, but perhaps you’d like to check out the audio samples of the audiobooks.

Secret Supers
Link to Secret Supers audiobook

You can get samples for all my audiobooks from my page on Amazon.

But there’s more free stuff!

Get 36 free books from this SciFi promotion:

Free SciFi books
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Final stinger: this giveaway also includes Zombie Turkeys.

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Your 12 Best Links of 2019 From Andy Zach

Your 12 Best Links of 2019 from me, author Andy Zach are right here. What have you missed? Perhaps there’s a laugh or two for you or some amazing bit of technology you didn’t know about. The journey through time begins now!

January 2019 – My Favorite Video of 2019

This nostalgic memory from my childhood is much funnier now that I’m an adult.

How many of these famous cameo appearances can you identify? Identify all and win a book!

I can just hear some of you Millenials saying, “Ok, Boomer.” I am a Baby Boomer, so I can’t deny it.

February 2019 – A Great One Liner

Need I say the prequel to my book Paranormal Privateers is set in the Caribbean? Need I say this prequel is in my new book, Oops! Tales of the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse?

March 2019 – A Great Movie Trailer

Terry Pratchett is one of my inspirations. I re-read The Color of Magic, his first book in his Disc World series this year and it’s better than I remembered. This movie adaptation is great. Be sure to see it. Watch the trail above, if you doubt me.

Nine more links to go in Your 12 Best Links of 2019!

April 2019 – My Favorite ComicCon of 2019

Your 12 Best Links of 2019
Andy Zach at PeoriaCon. Click to read all about it.

At PeoriaCon I read the first page of Zombie Turkeys dozens of times while acting it out with my zombie turkey puppet. The Peoria Journal Star caught me in the act right there in Peoria, a mile from my home!

Click on the blog post to hear me on video!

May 2019 – The Fifth of Your 12 Best Links

Seriously, how can ‘spider butts’ not make the highlights list?

June 2019 – The Sixth of Your 12 Best Links

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=a1Om-662nUg&feature=emb_logo
Which Star Wars Movie is This?

I have to include this blog post, of four future science fiction story ideas. Which one do you like the best?

That’s all for now! I’ll post the other six items tomorrow.