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Book Conventions – as an author

Book Conventions – as an author. I’ve been to two conventions in two weeks and I’m going to another one this week. What’s it like as an author? I’ll let you know below.

Plus, I’ve got a new review of a fantasy book for you. Then I have my usual free book offers. And I’ll let you know about a sale, coming up this Sunday, March 20, first day of spring.

Begin With the Future – What Conventions Are Approaching?

A simple search for book conventions brings up hundreds. My first filter was, “What’s in Peoria?”

In 2016, when I published my first book, nothing.

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Book Conventions
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

5.0 out of 5 stars 

This one is definitely NOT a turkey!

Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2017

‘He felt great. He was full of energy, he had many hens to breed with, and he was the leader of a great flock.’

Sam Melvin is a reporter with the Midley Beacon, it’s a tiny local paper – with an online presence – run by its penny-pinching editor Lisa Kambacher. When Sam sees the two turkey hunters on the slab in the local mortuary, he knows he has a story to cover and he sets out to do so with great gusto. As the zombie turkeys multiply, Sam and Lisa are the leading media team on the ground and the Midley Beacon goes international, solving their financial woes and syndicating their work across the globe. But it’s not all good news. After all, there are those people-killing zombie turkeys heading into town…


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Andy Zach at Chambanacon

So, I went to Chambanacon, in Bloomington. It was one hour drive from Peoria. It cost some money, but I was willing to risk it. I had fun and sold some copies of my first book.

That’s pretty much how I pick my conventions.

Book Conventions -The Next Step is Packing

What to pack? How about books?

I have seven different books (soon to be eight!) and almost two hundred copies. What to take?

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Book Conventions
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

All of them.

What else should I take?

From the very beginning, I’ve always had a signup list for my newsletter. People who buy my books are my favorite people. What if they want more? You can sign up here and get free books.

I pile about a hundred books into my rolling suitcase and another hundred in cardboard boxes ‘just in case I need them.’

Should I take anything else? How about posters, table swag (candy, business cards, bookmarks), and decorations.

Here’s my most recent convention, showing everything I’ve mentioned so far:

Book Conventions
Andy Zach at Quadcon March 2022, Peoria Northwoods Mall

Surely that’s everything, right? Surely not!

Surely you can’t be serious!

Looking through my most recent packing list, other things are:

  • tablecloth
  • duck tape
  • extension cord
  • computer and cord and case
  • two cell phones with chargers
  • credit card reader
  • book stickers
  • cash box
  • receipt book
  • vaccination card
  • mask
  • tea thermos
  • lunch box
  • moving dolly

Book Conventions – Being There

I get totally hyped at book conventions. I love meeting my customers and future customers. Then I get to read from my books for them. Perhaps the best of all is meeting newsletter subscribers who love my newsletter and my books. No, I think the best is when a person buys my next book after enjoying one.

But wait, there’s more!

from ‘Scary Movie’

I also get to meet and talk with other authors–and–wait for it–learn from them!

Yes, I don’t know everything. I’m always picking up new ideas and approaches to writing and promoting my books.

What’s the Down Side?

There are negatives. First, you’ve got to schlep hundreds of pounds of stuff to your booth location and set everything up.

Next, you’ll get tired. Sit down, then stand and talk. Repeat for eight hours. Before, during, and afterward, be positive. Don’t let them see you cry, moan, or complain.

Finally, you’ll lug your luggage back to your car and drive home.

Do you have any questions for me? Just ask me by clicking here.

What About My Books on Sale?

Oh, right. I’ll have two books on sale from March 20 to 27, 2022. Here they are:

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Book Conventions
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.

On sale at Amazon for .99.

5.0 out of 5 stars 

Everyone can be brave and heroic

I love that someone is writing fun superstories in which disabled and differently abled kids can see themselves as potentially brave and heroic. The story doesn’t just show them doing impossible things that fully abled people can’t even do; it shows them using their heads to solve problems and cooperating together to use their different gifts to change the world for the better. And it’s well told, with a youthful sounding narrator that highlights the 12-13 years of the characters.

I received this free audiobook and voluntarily left this honest review.

Krista Gimeno

Book Convention – One More Book

Villain's Vacation cover
Book Conventions
Villain’s Vacation cover

5.0 out of 5 stars

Kids with Disabilities Saving the World + a hamster

Note: While this is Book 2 in the series, it works pretty well as a stand alone story (tho book 1 is a lot of fun).

Once again the Secret Supers (Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey) combine their skills to fight evil! Well, actually, they were having a bit of a vacation and evil found them. But evil will certainly be sorry! Once again, Andy Zach gives us another delightful kids’ book. I’ve listened to his other audiobooks, including the Zombie Turkeys books, and this is a great addition to that collection.


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The Best November Internet for You

Your Second Literary Gift

The Best November Internet for You–since I read most of the internet and selected these gems for you.

Let’s start with the biggest bang I can:

In this video, unbelievable resolution and detail will amaze you. You could use this video could use it as an animated background on an endless loop and never get tired of it.

Never Before Published: Zombie Detective Foreword

Best October Internet

Zombie Detective Review

Zombie Detective

Dear Friends, honestly you need to read this book…I mean, who dedicates a book to Dashiell Hammett, creator of Sam Spade? None other than my friend Andy Zach!

This alone should make you run to Amazon and get Zombie Detective! Yes, Andy’s adorable character investigator Sam is now a detective! And the laughs start right out of the gate!

Not only is Thanksgiving upon us, and that means turkey in every form imaginable, you need to reading about Zombie Turkeys along with eating them (well, hopefully just real turkeys!).

This book takes Andy’s clever writing to new levels! It is fast paced and fun! I cannot say enough good things about it except you need to read it!

Even the cover is masterfully done to take you right back to Sam Spade! (#samspade) So if detective stories with a lot of adventure and down right laughs are your cup of tea, do it. I promise you will not regret it!

Author Jackie Gillam-Fairchild

Best November Internet Continued

Try this video on for size.

Asteroid Size Comparison

What do You Think is the Best November Internet Content?

I’m serious. Send me your suggestions by clicking here and I’ll give you one of my books for free! Or just email me at [email protected]

What books do I have? Besides Zombie Detective, I’ve got these four novels:

Life After Life Chronicles
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

Additionally, these next two novels are in my middle-grade disabled superheros series.

Best November Internet
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Villain’s Vacation Click to listen to a sample

Do you want more free books? Click here.

Finally, Another Big Bang – The Wheel of Time Is Here

You’ll see the Wheel of Time preview trailer above. I plan to watch it on Amazon Prime on November 19th. How about you? Let me know.

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Zombie Detective Audiobook Preview

Your Thirteenth Literary Gift Andy Zach Newsletter Zombie Detective Audiobook

Zombie Detective Audiobook Preview – My latest book Zombie Detective is on sale. (Click here to get it before the sale ends) I’m giving you a preview of this audiobook! This is the first time I’ve EVER uploaded a pre-production version of any audiobook.

Now, this audiobook won’t be published until Christmas. If you’re dying to hear more of this story, check out the other audiobooks in the Life After Life Chronicles series. I list them below.

Ace zombie reporter Sam Melvin has been fired–by his wife, Lisa. Their paper, The Midley Beacon, is barely surviving. How will they make ends meet?

Sam decides to give being a detective a try. He advertises his business–but his zombie experience comes with it. All across the country, people bring their zombie problems to Sam. Squirrels? Bulls? Sam’s on the case. But can his experience with zombie turkeys transfer?

Sam finds out in a series of deadly adventures–and so will you when you read this book. See if you can keep from dying from laughter.

From Zombie Detective

Zombie Turkeys – The Zombie Detective Audiobook Story Begins

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Audiobook cover – click to listen.

Sam Melvin, an underachieving e-reporter from a small town, changes forever when he meets turkeys that won’t stay dead. You can shoot ’em, chop ’em, burn ’em—they come back stronger. The undead plague of poultry spreads uncontrollably, rocking the whole country.

Sam’s editor, Lisa Kambacher, snipes at Sam for plebeian writing but uses her intelligence to pursue the lucrative carnivorous turkey story. Sam and Lisa ricochet across the landscape, tracking turkeys and fleeing the bloodthirsty hordes.

Sam and Lisa doubt their ability to survive. If you have a heart condition or lack humor, you should not read Zombie Turkeys, no matter how much you want to find out what happens.

From Zombie Turkeys

See all my Zombie Turkeys audiobook reviews by clicking here.

Zombiism Spreads to Humans in My Undead Mother-in-law

My mother-in-law’s a zombie. And she has anger-management issues.

My mother-in-law, Diane Newby, zombified by accident. She still volunteers at her church bake sales and cooks pot roast for her daughter and son-in-law, Ron Yardley. What ticks her off is when people don’t treat her like a normal human being – with glowing red eyes and super strength and speed. And if she doesn’t get her own way, look out. She explodes and leaves broken plaster and body parts in her wake. Nothing stops her: not brick walls, the federal government, or middle-aged spread.

But the world’s most powerful criminal plans to control zombies. His only problem with zombies is that they have way too much free will. He has a solution for that. But will it work with Diane Newby?

The world divides into pro-zombie and anti-zombie factions. Battles break out everywhere. Which side will you take? Who will live and who will die?

You might not survive this audiobook. But at least you’ll die laughing.

From Audible

The End of the Chronicles – so far

Zombies charge first, ask questions later.

Middle-aged, overweight, and undead, Diane Newby leads the paranormal privateers against criminals and corruption. Sailing to trouble spots too sensitive for the US government, with zombie strength and regeneration they beat bullies into submission. Aided by zombie turkeys, corgis, and bulls, vicious criminal geniuses fall before them. If Diane gets overwhelmed by foes, her lovely zombie bodyguards and romantic zombie husband come to the rescue.

Out of the blue, new foes appear. Or are they friends? Or both? The frenemies neutralize zombies and orchestrate world peace. They disrupt the economy and produce fabulous wealth. Even the greatest criminals and governments can’t stop them from dominating the world.

Can humanity afford the price of peace? All must surrender freedom to a not-so-benign dictatorship. Diane and the paranormal privateers must do the unthinkable to save humanity. But is it enough?

In an explosive and unconventional ending to Andy Zach’s Life After Life Chronicles, you will learn what happens when the paranormal privateers meet the world’s greatest fear. And you will laugh all the way.

From Audible Click to listen.

Yet More Zombie Detective Audiobook Goodness

How can there be more to the Chronicles than the last book–so far? How about a collection of short stories, assembled from before, during and after the Chronicles? Here they are.

Accidents happen. Especially around zombie turkeys. Then you add zombie humans, and problems proliferate. Mix in some ill-planned genetic engineering, and things get crazy.

The insanity continues, from the story where zombies are merged with cucumbers to the one where two basement-dwelling nerds gain access to all video content from the past two hundred years – from aliens.

Andy Zach pulls out all the stops on his imagination as he serves up this smorgasbord of silliness. Try it. Laughter is good for your soul.

From Audible. Click to listen.

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