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You Can Get Secret Supers for Free Today! It’s my 9th anniversary year as a published author. Enjoy this free book on me, July 6th-8th.

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So let’s quickly get you your gift: click here to get your free Kindle ebook copy of Secret Supers.

Note: Your book is only free from July 6th-8th. Don’t let it slip by! It reverts to .99 outside of that time period.

What is my book all about? It’s a classic about how four teens get different superpowers. But they’re all in a special ed class with different disabilities. Eventually, they decide they must use their powers to fight crime.

Wouldn’t you fight crime if you got superpowers?

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Another winner by Andy Zach!

Overall    5 out of 5 stars

Performance    5 out of 5 stars

Story    5 out of 5 stars

Unique and wonderful book for young people. Kids see a whole new side of kids with special needs. Not weird. Just kids who are facing a different sort of challenge than they are. The story is fun and believable. It kept me interested, and I’m an old lady!

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Four disabled seventh-graders with superpowers take a vacation at Coaster World. They need a break from fighting criminals.

Ever since the beginning of the school year when they acquired their unusual abilities, they’ve been training and using those powers to fight crime in their town. Little do they know the arch-villain they recently defeated also loves coasters and is vacationing at Coaster World. Worse, the villain wants revenge. Nothing less than turning these teens to a life of crime will satisfy the villain.

Can Jeremy, Dan, Kayla, and Aubrey withstand the villain’s attacks? Or will they become Super Villains? You can only find out by reading the adventure ‘Villain’s Vacation’.

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Secret Supers are back for another adventure!

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5.0 out of 5 stars 

Reviewed in the United States on July 25, 2022

In this sequel to Secret Supers, Jeremy has been experimenting on his hamster. As a result, Dancer has learned how to read, and is reading everything he can to learn about the human world. When Jeremy discovers this, he gets Dancer one of his old cell phones so Dancer can text the group.

As for the superhero business, the group needs some downtime and goes on vacation to Coaster World. What they don’t realize is that the villain they defeated also loves roller coasters and wants revenge against the Secret Supers.

Will the Secret Supers be able to defeat the villain and enjoy their vacation, or are their crime-fighting days numbered?

This was a fun sequel to Secret Supers. Not only did we have Andy Zach as a character in the book, as though the events were true and actually happened, but I loved the inclusion of a Super-Hamster helping out Jeremy and his friends. In this battle against the villain, the Secret Supers struggle, as the villain seems to have figured out how to neutralize their powers, and they not only have to call in support but also reveal themselves to some non-Supers.

The action was well-paced throughout, and the mystery of the identity of the villain was well-done. While I had suspicions, I wasn’t sure before the reveal, which was nice. If you enjoyed Secret Supers, I feel confident that you will also enjoy Villain’s Vacation.

For this book, I listened to the audiobook, which was narrated by Michael Stafford. This was a different narrator from The Secret Supers, which was a little odd to my ears at first, but I think that was only because I had listened to Secret Supers so 

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Get all Chapters of my new book, “Magic Arrives”. They’ll all be on Patreon.com by the end of June. Click here. This is my ARC book for early reader feedback. Who knows, your review may be in the final copy!

Note, Patreon will ask for a monthly fee to read all chapters. You can also join for free and get the rollout at the same time as my free site on Royal Road. Click here to go there.

“What’s an ARC Copy?” you may ask.

“Advanced Readers’ Copy” is ARC. It’s the copy I give to my editor. I’m eager for reader feedback. I’ll give you one if you promise to give me a revew when I publish it in July 2025!

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Simply email me at [email protected] to receive yours.

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Did you miss my sneak preview earlier this month? (Click here to see it.)

In this post I’ll give you a list of all my chapters on patreon.com. You can also get it on royalroad.com But there are fewer chapters published there.

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So it begins – Prologue

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Chapter 1 – Tea

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How is tea magical?

Chapter 2 – Pinkie

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An adorable stuffed dragon comes alive.

Chapter 3 – Fire

Oops! Mixing fire and magic is a no, no.

Chapter 4 – Spot

Who doesn’t love a dog–who talks?

Chapter 5 – Paradise

What is Paradise like?

Chapter 6 – News

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What’s the latest news?

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Chapter 7 – Housework

Who likes housework?

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Chapter 8 – Lake Michigan

What’s going on near Chicago?

Chapter 9 – Report

Who has believed our report?

Chapter 10 – Viewtube

Mindless video scrolling?

Chapter 11 – Cleveland

What’s going on in the city of the north coast?

Chapter 12 – Sagittarius

Is this about astrology or astronomy?

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Chapter 13 – Writing

How to add excitement to writing.

Chapter 14 – Caught

Who is caught? Where? For what?

Chapter 15 – Wishes

Whose wishes? For what?

Chapter 16 – Viral

Is this a disease or a meme?

Chapter 17 – Flight 216

Learn about a new airline.

Chapter 18 – Measurement

Measure twice, cut once.

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Chapter 19 – Advertising

Advertising for what?

Chapter 20 – Business

Mind your own business.

Chapter 21 – Wishes    

More wishes for you.

Chapter 22 – Dog Show

Whose dog? Whose show?

Chapter 23 – Competition     

Competition can improve a product or service.

Chapter 24 – Magic      

Will this chapter explain magic?

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Chapter 25 – Sales

The least favorite activity for many people.

Chapter 26 – Publicity

This can be good or bad.

Chapter 27 – Detective

What is being detected?

Chapter 28 – All In

This is the way to success.

Chapter 29 – Lawsuit

Who is suing whom?

Chapter 30 – Expert

Who is the expert here?

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Chapter 31 – Thief

Is the thief a protagonist or an antagonist?

Chapter 32 – Sales

Yet more things being sold.

Chapter 33 – Moving Day

Are they using a moving service?

Chapter 34 – Palimony

More legal matters arise.

Chapter 35 – Pre-Trial

Preparation for the upcoming trial.

Chapter 36 – Trial

Who is being tried?

You’re on the home stretch!

Chapter 37 – Mayor

Your Honor, welcome to city hall.

Chapter 38 – School

School days, school days . . .

Chapter 39 – Neighbor

Hi neighbor!

Chapter 40 – Guest

Guests and fish stink after three days.

Chapter 41 – Vacation

Who’s going on vacation?

Chapter 42 – Secretary

Make me a cup of coffee. Magically.

Chapter 43 – NYC

The Big Apple.

Chapter 44 – Friends

Where everyone knows your name.

Chapter  45 – Stew

Mulligan stew?

Chapter 46 – Home

Be it ever so humble …

Chapter 47 – Drafted

Someone close the door, there’s a draft.

Chapter 48  – Preparation

Be prepare–for anything.

Chapter 49 – Animation

Cartoons?

Chapter 50 –  Dragons

What’s a fantasy without dragons?

Chapter 51 – Practical Help

With a little help from my friends…

Chapter 52 – Cavalry

Do they arrive in time?

Chapter 53 – Tanks

Tanks for the memories…

Chapter 54 – The Last Resort

Is this the final vacation stop?

Epilogue

Are epilogues really needed?

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“How many excerpts do you have?” you may ask.

Two, and they occur is consecutive chapters.

“Are they worth it?”

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Most of you know my first book, Zombie Turkeys, now available in audiobook format:

Somewhat fewer of you know my second book, My Undead Mother-in-law, also available in audiobook format:

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From Chapter 4 London, the first draft of  Paranormal Privateers, we find the paranormal privateers, George, Diane, Lulu, and Sharon, going incognito as undeclared zombies, quite against British law at the time. They’re using bloodhounds and zombie corgis to track down terrorists threatening London. Oh, and they have a truckload of zombie bulls.

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Scotland Yard met us the next morning when we docked in the port of London. We divided up into three groups to cover the area. Diane and I took everything between Grosvenor Place and Belgrave Place. Lulu and Sharon took the area from Belgrave to Basil. The Scotland Yard dog handlers Jerry Naismith and Benjamin Buxley took the wedge from Basil to Knightsbridge.

We jogged along, Diane and I. She had picked up the special two-wheel wheelchair, iBot, from Kamen industries office in London and loved tooling along at six miles per hour. Since we were in England maybe I should use the metric equivalent: ten kilometers per hour. I had no trouble keeping up with her, even as a deaf-mute. If people talked to me, I just handed them my deaf-mute card. The dogs, our two corgis, and two bloodhounds, also in service dog vests, loved it.

Then came a yell over our headsets. It was the Scotland yard crew, Jerry and Ben, both yelling.

“We’ve found them! The terrorists! They’re on the second floor of Harrods, in the tableware section!” said Jerry.

“We can’t get any closer! They’ve got tasers!” said Ben.

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“The hounds found C-4 in crockpots. When the sales clerks saw us they shot tasers at us!” Jerry continued.

“We would have been fried, but our kevlar vests stopped them,” added Ben.

“Now they’ve surrounded us in the ladies WC, taking shots at us,” Jerry interjected.

“We’re not far away!” said Lulu. “We’ll be right there!”

“George, we’re over a mile away, but we’re close to our truck, er, lorry holding the bulls and more corgis.”

I nodded. We had decided killer turkeys and the crowds of London were not a good combination. The turkeys remained on the yacht.

Diane jumped out of her wheelchair. “I’m breaking cover, you can too, George!” We ran to the truck, about two blocks away.

“Let me drive Diane,” I said.

“Of course. Left-hand drive scares me!”

Left-hand drive just required flipping all my US habits around. Look right first, then left. Keep left. I got the lorry out into traffic. We got into the traffic circle off Grosvenor.

“Look for Brampton exit,” I said.

We went all around the circle. No Brompton.

“Let’s try Chesham,” Diane suggested.

“We just passed it,” I said.

“What about Wilton?”

“You mean that last exit? We can’t go back to it now.”

“Here comes Belgrave again.”

“Let’s pull off,” I consulted the map on my cell phone. No map appeared for London. Rather, a popup said, “Directions disabled for London by order of the City of London. Please consult an official London cabbie.” I read aloud, incredulous.

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The bulls bawled in the lorry. “There’s a taxi stand over there,” I pointed to Diane.

“I’m on it!” Diane leapt out of the lorry, ran across the busy traffic circle, accompanied by honking cars and talked with a cabby. She gave him some money and ran back.

“He’ll lead us to Harrods!”

I followed him out of the traffic circle. Then I heard in the headset, “Yow!”

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“Ay, caramba!” That was Lulu.

“What happened, Lulu?”

“Sharon caught a taser in the face. She’s down! It’s way more electricity than a regular taser. It can stop a zombie!”

“How are the Scotland Yard guys, Jerry and Ben?” I asked.

“We’re fine!” Jerry answered.

“After Lulu and Sharon attacked the clerks let us alone,” Ben added.

“Then we slipped down to the first floor,” Jerry said.

“That’s the second floor in US terminology,” Lulu said.

“So if the tableware is on the second floor, that’s the third?” I asked.

“Yes,” Lulu said.

“What’s your situation, Lulu?” I asked.

“I’m using a cutting board as a shield. When the taser hits it, I cut the wires with my katana.”

“Are they going to rush you? Where are you?”

“I don’t think so. One tried sneaking past me and I bowled him down by throwing a mixer at him. I’m guarding the exit to the dinnerware room. They can’t leave past me, but I can’t advance. I can’t leave Sharon anyway. How long until you get here?”

“We’ll be there in a couple of minutes.”

“We’ll need about ten more minutes,” said General MacGregor, who was in charge of the backup forces.

“Good! Double backup! Lulu, hang on, we’re bringing in the heavies!” Diane said.

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I examined my cell methodically. A drainpipe, two inches in diameter. A toilet. A hard bed. A steel door with hinges on the outside. I’d probably need to escape from somewhere other than this cell. Once they established a routine with my interrogation, I’d look for escape routes.

I chuckled to myself. Synthia Smith was my true name, in the sense it matched my birth certificate and other current identification. Before Synthia Smith, I was Rachel Rathbone, and before that Quinella Quincy, and so on, through the alphabet. My earliest memory was a toddler named Betty Botter. I had to be cute and pick pockets. Who knew what my original name was? Changing identities was a standard procedure for me with each new assignment.

This had been my most challenging operation, and I’d almost pulled it off. Those damn zombies! Had I blown up Harrods, the demands for billions in exchange for each national landmark’s safety would have been credible.

They had no idea of the bigger picture—and they wouldn’t get it. My terrorist cover story was completely true, but neither the terrorists nor Scotland Yard knew they were merely a means to an end. It was the truth: total subjugation of the United Kingdom was a reasonable goal for one like me, a child of the world’s greatest criminal.

I knew more about Papa Smith, my ostensible grandfather, than any of my siblings. I think I actually touched his feelings as a loving granddaughter, and I believe he shared more with me than with any of his other crime-lord grandchildren. Of course, he might be manipulating me, just as I tried to manipulate him. That was the most reasonable assumption, especially if we were actually related.

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Regardless, I felt fond of him. When I overthrew him and took over his crime empire, I thought I’d keep him alive. I enjoyed our talks via our secured video line. When he’d shared Sid Boffin’s failure with me, I clapped in delight as he praised me for staying in touch with him. I think that was genuine emotion and not an act. It was hard to tell sometimes.

A motion on the floor caught my eye as I sat on the bed. A cockroach crawled up the drain and onto the floor. Surprising. Usually, Britain kept their prisons pest-free. Then another. Then a dozen more. And then, hundreds.

This was not normal cockroach behavior. They did not come into the light in hordes. I sat cross-legged on the bed and watched the swarm with fascination. They climbed the door, walked its steel perimeter, and went back down the drain as others came up.

Curious, I nabbed one using my lightning reflexes. Examining it, I saw a metal dot under its thorax and a narrow tube attached to its abdomen. A pungent, acidic smell came from the tube. I looked back to the door. The acid ate a narrow trench in the door’s perimeter, right where the cockroaches still marched. Near the ceiling light, I saw mist curl away from the door.

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Modified and controlled cockroaches—like Sid Boffin’s cyborg-controlled animals. I’d read his Ph.D. paper as well as the Midley Beacon‘s declassified reports on his battles with the zombies. Since Sid was dead at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, this could only be one of my siblings or Papa Smith trying to rescue me.

Using my perfect memory of the twists and turns when they’d led me here hooded, counting my steps, and remembering the doors, I was confident I could retrace the route.

The last of the cockroaches marched around the door, leaving its trail of acid. They etched the door perhaps a centimeter deep. Couldn’t be much left.

I knocked on the door. Yes, it felt like a centimeter thick, and it echoed like it was almost cut through. Then someone knocked back, much harder.

“I’m here!” I called. I assumed this was my rescuer.

“Step back,” grated a curious, tinny voice, like it was coming through a small radio.

I stepped away.

CLUMP! CLUMP! Two metallic thunks hit the other side of the door. Then, SKREERK! The door tore off like the lid of a tin of meat.

I didn’t expect what I saw. A male silverback gorilla filled the doorway and the whole hallway beyond. Thick armor covered his body. Casually, he placed the door scrap against the hall.

“Follow me,” he said.

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