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Discover the February Internet Winners – One is You!

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Are you one of the February Internet Winners? You bet you are! Find out how a little later in this blog post. The first February Internet Winner follows:

February Internet Winners
Does this look like February where you live?

Yes, the middle of the United States has had a February to remember! Did you see any Imperial Walkers?

But don’t worry! If you get cold you can always do this:

Possibly satire from the world's only genuine fake news source, the Babylon Bee.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, February 25, 2021

February Internet Winners – Interplanetary Category

The most amazing video you'll see today. Or this week. Possibly all year.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, February 25, 2021

Did you ever expect you’d see video from Mars? How about a video of a spaceship landing? This is definitely SciFi material. Tell me whether or not you ever imagined this and I’ll send you a free ebook.

But that isn’t your February Free Book that makes you a winner. That’s coming up a little later.

February Winners – 1950s TV Video Category

I've discovered Jim Hensen's early career as an advertiser. It's awesome. He was given 10 seconds to sell a product…

Posted by Andy Zach on Saturday, February 20, 2021

This is truly a time capsule of the 1950s and early 60s TV. I was just a little tyke at the time and I didn’t see these then. But I love them now.

How about you? Yea or nay? Let me know by clicking here.

February Internet Winners – Book Review Category

The first runner-up book review is:

My latest review! I'll save you a click and show it here: Author John Bierce delivers his most entertaining book of the…

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, February 19, 2021

And the winner the following book book review:

Another review, this one of a children's pop-up book. I picked up this book in a 'going-out-of-business' sale. It's a…

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, February 19, 2021

February Winners – Newsletter Category

The first runner-up for newsletters is my second favorite newsletter, The SciFi Roundtable:

My second most favorite newsletter, after my own.

Posted by Andy Zach on Monday, February 15, 2021

In here you’ll find new and exciting SciFi and fantasy authors, like Mike Van Horn, featured in this edition.

But stay tuned for the number one newsletter (in my opinion) and YOUR FEBRUARY WINNINGS!

The Final February Winner – YOU

“Okay, Andy. What do you have for me?”

Audiobooks! My first:

February Internet Winners
Audiobook cover – click to listen.

Find out how to claim these books a little later.

Heck. I might as well tell you now and let the cat out of the bag. Or the newsletter.

Simply subscribe to my newsletter here.

I give free audiobook codes to all my subscribers. Until they run out. You have to actually redeem them.

But I said ‘books’. What other books do you get?

My second novel here:

February Internet Winners
My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook cover. Click to get yours!

You can check out my third audiobook just below.

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Listen to a sample by clicking.

Then there’s the fourth and final book, a collection of my short stories, for your listening pleasure.

Oops! audiobook cover
Oops! audiobook cover

But that’s not all I have for you! There’s my final audiobook, the first of my second series, which is also my most popular one!

Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.

How To Claim Your February Winnings

Welcome to those who scrolled down to the bottom to find out how to get your February Free Books. It’s not hard.

  1. Subscribe to my newsletter here. You have to click.
  2. Get your welcome email. I’ll send you one within twenty-four hours.
  3. Then click the appropriate button in the email to claim your gifts.
  4. When you get your audiobook codes, claim them. Many people never bother. After a couple of months of waiting, I give them away again. Be sure to let me know if you use the UK Audible server. Then I’ll send you different codes and a different claim link.

Let’s close with this winning photograph of Jupiter.

Posted by Andy Zach on Thursday, February 25, 2021
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2020’s Best for You – Fun, Facts, and Fantasy

“2020’s Best” – you may not believe that 2020 had anything best about it–but it did. Let’s start with Fun.

Posted by Purdy Funny Memes on Wednesday, September 9, 2020

By the way, did I ever tell you I have a book called Zombie Turkeys? It’s fun too.

2020's Best Zombie Turkeys Thanksgiving
Click on the Zombie Turkeys book cover to read a free excerpt.

2020’s Best – The Best Facts

Yes, we know 2020 contained a worldwide pandemic, but it’s all good when you get giant turkey memes for Thanksgiving.

Let me know what you think of this fantastic factual video about the progression of the world’s highest jump. I’ll give a free ebook of Zombie Turkeys if you contact me. Or if you subscribe to my newsletter.

You want more science facts? I’ve got them here in this blog post:

2020's Best
Malabar Squirrel from India

Squirrels, Jet Packs, Nanobots – and Free Fiction

2020’s Best Fantasy and SciFi

Let’s begin with a wonderful review from 2020.

You’d think after three oddball novels, Zombie Turkeys (How an Unknown Blogger Fought Unkillable Turkeys), My Undead Mother-In-Law (The Family Zombie with Anger Management Issues), and Paranormal Privateers, that Andy Zach would have exhausted all the comic possibilities in his world of killer zombie turkeys and superhero zombie human.

You’d be wrong.  How about flying zombie pickles? Zombie zucchini? Zombie caterpillars? (How can you tell a zombie caterpillar from a normal one? Andy Zach can tell you.) 

How about being injected with zombie blood which can cure any ill, regrow any lost limb, and be quickly cured with a widely available antidote? Who needs insurance with that sort of help?     How about organizing a zombie worker union at Amazon when zombies can outperform robots? And suggest the story is based on two real people, Anthony and Ravan Jones who contribute the foreword to the book?  Or zombie residents of a nursing home taking over the place?

But all this silliness is just part of what Andy Zach has collected in Oops.  He has included other short stories by other authors like “The Story of Sound” by Olivia Smith and his own “A Phoenix Tale”   before diving into his zombie world. Then he offers a batch of stories based on his other book series featuring disabled  middle-schoolers who become superheroes,  the Secret Supers. Oh yea, there are the aliens who first appeared in Paranormal Privateers who are defeated by zombies working for the U.S. Government.  The aliens can provide you legal assistance in the form of a sexy avatar who looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe. 

From Dr. Wesley Britton on Book Pleasures

2020 SciFi and Fantasy reviews Part 2

But all this silliness is just part of what Andy Zach has collected in Oops.  He has included other short stories by other authors like “The Story of Sound” by Olivia Smith and his own “A Phoenix Tale”   before diving into his zombie world. Then he offers a batch of stories based on his other book series featuring disabled  middle-schoolers who become superheroes,  the Secret Supers. Oh yea, there are the aliens who first appeared in Paranormal Privateers who are defeated by zombies working for the U.S. Government.  The aliens can provide you legal assistance in the form of a sexy avatar who looks exactly like Marilyn Monroe. 

If you’re getting the impression that one Mr. Andy Zach has a wide and wild imagination, you are on the right track. One obvious audience for his quirky tales is the YA readership, especially for all the contemporary references like video gaming and computer lingo. But even grumpy old sixty-somethings like me can have a lot of fun with Andy’s characters, scenarios, and plots. I’m still laughing at the image of migrating flying zombie pickles.  Hard to get more original, unique, or surprising than Zach’s “Life After Life” series. Have some fun with Andy Zach in 2020!

From Dr. Wesley Britton on Book Pleasures

And here’s the book in question:

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Listen to an audiobook excerpt.

You can learn all about Dr. Wesley Britton and his science fiction in my interview of him here.

But wait! There’s more of 2020’s Best!

Do you like fantasy? Check out my review of . . .

2020's Best
The Forgotten Beasts of Eld cover

Be prepared for a fantasy experience like no other. Sybil, a child and grandchild of wizards, has a magical menagerie under her control. She has a giant black swan, a death-dealing hawk, a golden lion, a talking boar, a magical cat, and, of course, a dragon. She calls them to her and controls them with her thoughts.

Then a man brings her the baby of a king, Tamlorn, or Tam. He would be killed to preserve the king’s rule.

Sybil learns to love through the child and a strange witch on her mountain of Eld. Sybil tries to stay aloof from politics, but cannot, because of her love for Tam. But she is now enmeshed in politics of Eld and the king and his enemies both come to her, wanting to use her, and Tamlorn.

Then a mightier wizard calls her, just as she called her animals. And she is powerless to resist.

That is the merest sketch of the beginning a complex and utterly delightful tale. 

From Andy Zach’s review on Goodreads.

This is just one of 138 books I read in 2020. But it’s 2020’s best, in my opinion. Check them out on Goodreads.

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More Good Things About 2020 That You Didn’t Know

“More Good Things About 2020? Andy, I didn’t know ANYTHING good about 2020.”

“Then you need to read my first post, Why I’m thankful for 2020 – Author Andy Zach. When you’re done come back, then you can come back.”

“Welcome back! Let’s begin with April 2020, the worst month, until later in the year.”

More Good Things from April 2020

You need this blog post in your life:

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me.

Here’s the best of the bunch:

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Wear this on your next trip to Walmart.

From my Zombie Turkeys page in April, I had this following book review:

Did you know zombie turkeys may be safely consumed by 11-year-old boys?

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Let’s close out April 2020 with one of my favorite videos by one of my favorite comic musicians:

Maybe May Was Good

More Good Things in May? You bet! My audiobook tour of Secret Supers was one.

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Andy Zach’s audiobook tour.

Too bad the tour is over. But lucky for you, all my audiobook excerpts are still available for listening right here. I think the links to all the additional excerpts in the blog posts all still work too. Be sure to leave a comment on these blogs. The authors love engagement, just like I do.

Did you know you can get ALL my audiobooks for FREE IF you subscribe to my newsletter? Try it! Put me to the test! Subscribe here.

All audiobooks follow, each linked to Audible.

Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.
Zombie Turkeys Laughter
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
July Joy My Undead Mother-in-law
Review of My Undead Mother-in-law
More Good Things
Listen to Paranormal Privateers! Click above.
More Good Things
Click and laugh at Oops!

Just June? Not Jejune, but Good as a Macaroon

I love macaroons, so June 2020 was pretty good. See this post:

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Your Top 10 Links for June – Plus Book Deals for You

And in this post, my favorite link was:

Do you remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? If you do, contact me and I’ll send you a free book.

But wait! There’s more to June 2020. Besides silly memes and ridiculous videos, I also follow science.

Your 10 Best Science Updates of June

And what’s the best of best?

Happy New Year! May this coming year have more excitement and laughs.