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More Good Things About 2020 That You Didn’t Know

“More Good Things About 2020? Andy, I didn’t know ANYTHING good about 2020.”

“Then you need to read my first post, Why I’m thankful for 2020 – Author Andy Zach. When you’re done come back, then you can come back.”

“Welcome back! Let’s begin with April 2020, the worst month, until later in the year.”

More Good Things from April 2020

You need this blog post in your life:

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me.

Here’s the best of the bunch:

More Good Things
Wear this on your next trip to Walmart.

From my Zombie Turkeys page in April, I had this following book review:

Did you know zombie turkeys may be safely consumed by 11-year-old boys?

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Let’s close out April 2020 with one of my favorite videos by one of my favorite comic musicians:

Maybe May Was Good

More Good Things in May? You bet! My audiobook tour of Secret Supers was one.

Virtual Book Tour More Good Things
Andy Zach’s audiobook tour.

Too bad the tour is over. But lucky for you, all my audiobook excerpts are still available for listening right here. I think the links to all the additional excerpts in the blog posts all still work too. Be sure to leave a comment on these blogs. The authors love engagement, just like I do.

Did you know you can get ALL my audiobooks for FREE IF you subscribe to my newsletter? Try it! Put me to the test! Subscribe here.

All audiobooks follow, each linked to Audible.

Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.
Zombie Turkeys Laughter
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
July Joy My Undead Mother-in-law
Review of My Undead Mother-in-law
More Good Things
Listen to Paranormal Privateers! Click above.
More Good Things
Click and laugh at Oops!

Just June? Not Jejune, but Good as a Macaroon

I love macaroons, so June 2020 was pretty good. See this post:

More Good Things

Your Top 10 Links for June – Plus Book Deals for You

And in this post, my favorite link was:

Do you remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? If you do, contact me and I’ll send you a free book.

But wait! There’s more to June 2020. Besides silly memes and ridiculous videos, I also follow science.

Your 10 Best Science Updates of June

And what’s the best of best?

Happy New Year! May this coming year have more excitement and laughs.

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Secret Supers Excerpt for You, Text and Audiobook

Secret Supers Excerpt for You! Get your Secret Supers excerpt right in this post, below the book cover:

“Oh no,” Dan yelled.

“What’s the matter, Dan?” Jeremy asked.

“My parents’ house is on fire!”

“Did you get a text or something?” asked Darla.

“Uh, yeah.”

“Sorry to leave you in the lurch, Darla, but we’ve got to go and help,” said Aubrey.

“What can you do?”

“More than you think.”

“I’ve already called my car,” said Jeremy.

“Your car? You’re not old enough to drive,” asked Darla.

“I made a flying car. I can summon it here. See, there it is.”

Darla’s, the cheerleaders’, Rich’s, and the football players’ mouths dropped open as Jeremy’s car came flying down the street, as fast as any other car. Jeremy and Dan had modified it so it had a rumble seat in the back for Kayla and two running boards with grips and safety lines like a fire truck, for Dan and Aubrey to stand.

“That is SO COOL,” screamed Darla.

The Secret Supers climbed into the car. Jeremy transferred carefully from his wheelchair to the driver’s seat, not using his telekinesis.

“We’ll come back if we can. Watch my electric wheelchair,” said Jeremy as they zoomed off.

“Wow, Jeremy! You’re really going fast,” said Aubrey over the rushing wind.

“I told you I was getting stronger. I think we’ll have to modify this again for full seats for you and Dan.”

From Secret Supers

Secret Supers Excerpt – Second Part

“Hurry,” said Dan. “They’re trapped in the basement!”

“Okay, let me open her up.” The car sped up, and they began passing other cars on the road.

“Fifty-five, sixty miles an hour! That seems to be my limit, now. Hey, did someone call the fire department?”

“I did before we started,” said Dan. “Oh hurry!, The smoke is getting thick! They’re lying on the basement floor with wet clothes over their faces!”

A line of cars at a red light blocked them.

“Hold on! Kayla, shields up!”

Shields up, Captain Jeremy!

The car faded into invisibility.

“No one saw that,” said Dan, holding on for dear life as they soared over the cars and traffic lights. “Please hurry! My little sister is coughing on the smoke.”

“I guess we can dispense with the roads. My GPS says if we take a twenty-degree turn—”

“Look out for the high-tension wires,” screamed Aubrey.

Six high-voltage wires blocked their path, less than twenty feet away.

“Hold on,” yelled Jeremy.

The car dropped like an elevator with its cable cut. The Secret Supers ducked, and the wires passed where their heads had been a moment before. They could feel the hairs on their heads lift up from the intense voltage a foot away.

“Look out, a tree,” shouted Aubrey.

The car swerved around and over an oak tree blocking their path.

The Elanga’s house blazed ahead, a pillar of fire and smoke rooted in the disintegrating house.

Swooping down, Jeremy brought the car to a skidding halt in front of the house. A wall of heat burned their faces. Acrid smoke assailed their noses. In the distance, fire engine sirens blared.

Oh no! Dan, are we too late?

From Secret Supers

My Inspiration For Secret Supers Flying Car

I actually watched this TV show in the 1960s as a little kid. Imagine me sitting on my living room floor in the morning, watching my black and white set. Here’s what it looks like in color and the whole first episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUax8IVe0

Let me know if you also watched this show and I’ll give you a free ebook of your choice!

More Zombie Turkey Tuesday Deals for You Coming Up Below

A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving getting Secret Supers Excerpt
A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving, trying to get Andy Zach’s Zombie Turkey Tuesday Deals. Just click here to get one.

If you’re in the UK you can get Secret Supers for .99. But I’m also offering My Undead Mother-in-law for .99 too. Just click here to get yours.

Just remember: these deals begin at 12 midnight Pacific Standard Time and last for 80 hours. Then they’re over for this year.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

What about my first book in my series, Zombie Turkeys? You can get that for free through my newsletter. Subscribe here.

Of course, I also offer all my books for a discount for autographed versions sent personally by me to you. You’ll also get free shipping. Just click here.

You’ve Got Still More Deals on Zombie Turkey Tuesday

“What more do you have, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! I give every audiobook I have to newsletter subscribers. Get them here.

Life After Life Chronicles
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

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8 Awesome Gifts for August from Andy

8 Awesome Gifts for August – Rather than the end of summer, think of this as the beginning of Christmas. I’ve got 52 free SciFi and Fantasy books for you immediately below.

52 SciFi Novels for You!

Did you know this includes the first of my SciFi series, the Life After Life Chronicles? Gaze upon this next book:

Get your free Zombie Turkeys here!

But hurry! This giveaway expires on August 12th! That’s 3 days from now. Who knows how close it is to you in the future?

Continuing With Awesome Gifts for August

But that’s not all I’ve got for you! I’ve got a free Zombie Turkeys right now for newsletter subscribers. Click and win a a flock of turkey laughs.

Free Books Galore
Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

Your Third Awesome Gift Comes Right Here

How about 26 free Paranormal books?

Get your 26 books by clicking here!

And with this giveaway you get another book of mine:

Awesome Gifts
Get your free copy here!

Awesome August Continues – What’s Next?

An interview with me, Andy Zacy, by author Karina Kantas.

Get up close and personal with Andy. Reply to Youtube or directly to me here.

Yet More Gifts for You – Free Short Stories

A Phoenix Tale – Andy Zach tells the tale of how he caught his first phoenix.

A Hamster’s Tale – Andy Zach’s short story written between Secret Supers and Villain’s Vacation.

Awesome Gifts
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.

Villain’s Vacation is my newest novel.

Awesome Gifts
Villain’s Vacation – Click to get it.

Your Last Three Gifts – Gift 6 Next

. I’m sharing the best selections from two dozen authors I’ve met on Facebook. The topic: ‘Fight Scene’. Enjoy!

Countdown: Now You Get Gift 7

Relive the drama of the landing of Mars Curiosity six years ago.

Your Last Bit of Awesomeness

Woohoo! One of my favorite reviewers, Rebecca McNutt, has reviewed ‘Zombie Turkeys’. And she likes it!

This book is quite an eclectic mix of themes and genres. It’s not quite horror and not quite comedy, but rather a variety of both, including some sci-fi and adventure elements, a clever and witty social commentary on modern American digital culture, and a more original story to rise from the over-saturated zombie horror genre as something that carves out its own path in the fiction world. In some ways, it reminded me of those 1980’s horror films I used to watch back in high school, and in other ways, with its themes of a modernizing, changing America, it reminded me of films like Steven Spielberg’s Gremlins.

More at my Facebook post.