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Zombie Turkeys End Time – Your Last Day for Free Laughter

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Zombie Turkeys End Time

The Zombie Turkeys End Time is now. That is, the last day of the free Kindle sale, right here:

In case you don’t realize it, at midnight tonight, March 16th, PDT, the free book sale ends and the price reverts to $2.99.  Still very inexpensive entertainment!

Zombie Turkeys End Time – Why You Must Read It

Here’s the latest Amazon review of Zombie Turkeys:

Zombie Turkeys End Time

Customer Review

on March 16, 2018

I loved every gobbling, clucking page of this book. It’s this hilarious and insane story that wonderfully hits all the right zombie outbreak tropes I love, but done with turkeys and thanksgiving themes. SO FUNNY! I could read about heroic turkey farmers making chipper-shredder last stands for just about forever.

The main dude, Mr. Unknown Blogger, was also a very likable and fun main character to ride around with. I loved reading about this bottom-of-the-pile reporter turning his life around even while the hordes of zombie turkeys get worse and worse.

Just writing this review makes me want to read the book again. So much fun.

What Else Is Happening?

Lots! I’m going to the PennedCon Convention in St. Louis:

Reply if you’ll be there!  I’ll give all my blog followers special gifts!

Are you a newsletter subscriber? If you are, I’ll also give you a special gift at PennedCon!

If you’re not a subscriber, join now by clicking here.

Paranormal Privateers Novel Launches May 5th

Right now I’m busy working with my line and copy editor, Dori Harrell. You don’t know about the different types of editing? Check out this article.


Dori helps me with sentences and passages that aren’t clear or as good as they can be.

I’m also working with my illustrator Sean “Fuzzy” Flanagan who did the covers for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law. I showed a snippet of a sketch of the back cover last week.

Just for Fun

I found this item on the internet last week:

Next, we have this:

Then there’s this too:

That’s it for now! Keep the cards letters and emails coming!

 

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Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

Get Your Advance Copy of Paranormal Privateers Now

You read that right. You can get your advance reader copy (ARC) of Paranormal Privateers Now.  I finished my edits on Paranormal Privateers. You can get your advance copy now. To show you I mean business, here’s an advance copy of the back cover:

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Cropped sketch of Paranormal Privateers back cover 

Here’s How: Get Your ARC Paranormal Privateers Now

It’s as simple as One, Two, Three!

First, subscribe to the Andy Zach newsletter, if you haven’t already. Go here.

Second, contact me, Andy Zach right here.  Or, if something goes wrong, you can email me at [email protected]

Third, when you contact me, just ask for your ARC copy with your email address, and I’ll send it.

Andy Zach, Where Were You?

No blog posts for a month. No newsletter since February 9th. (If you want the last newsletter or any from the past, just ask in the comments, or right here.

What have I been doing? Editing Paranormal Privateers, the very ARC copy I’ll send to you, and I sent to my editor,  Dori Harrell of Breakout Editing.

Since I love statistics, here are some on my editing process:

  • I researched and and outlined Paranormal Privateers last summer, August through October.
  • Then I wrote the first draft in 127 hours. That’s 97,676 words written from November 1 to January 31st.
  • Finally, I edited for 140 hours producing the 2nd draft from Feb 2nd to March 2nd.

Is That All You’ve Done Andy?

Not exactly. Hop over to my Facebook page and you’ll see my posts like this:

And this:

And finally this:

Then I also updated my Zombie Turkeys page with this next post and more:

Not to mention this next post:

And then this one:

Finally (I really mean it this time) Don’t Miss These Dates!

First, May 5, Paranormal Privateers worldwide launch date!  Look for my launch party on Facebook!

Second, April 15th. Instead of depression over the US tax days, let’s have the Paranormal Privateers cover reveal!

And then there’ll be author appearances To Be Announced!

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Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Zombie Turkeys Laughter 2021 Reviews

Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!

Paranormal Super Bowl? You mean like zombie versus zombie? Or actual zombies versus people, apocalyptic style? How can that be funny? Try Zombie Turkeys!

Here you get zombie turkeys against football players! That’s just what you need for the Super Bowl! Your team losing today? Root for the zombie turkeys to appear!

Here they are again!

Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!Paranormal Super Bowl

This is the book read by professional voice actors, Phil Blechman 

and Raven Perez.

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The real Raven Perez.

Don’t miss your free audio sample at the link!

Next comes the kickoff!

Continue reading Paranormal Super Bowl! Get your free zombie humor here!