12 Days of Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style

What is ‘Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style’? How do Zombie Turkeys celebrate the 12 days of Christmas?

Regardless of what you’ve imagined or dreamt about celebrating Christmas with zombie turkeys, it’s far, far more. Let’s begin at the beginning.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – It Starts NOW

That’s right, today. To every newsletter subscriber I’ll send out the chance to get a free book, every day, for twelve days, from December 25th to January 5th.  Here’s the start of the Wikipedia article:

The Twelve Days of Christmas, also known as Twelvetide, is a festive Christian season celebrating the Nativity of Jesus. In most Western ecclesiastical traditions, “ChristmasDay” is considered the “First Day of Christmas” and the Twelve Days are 25 December – 5 January, inclusive.^[1]

“But wait, Andy!” you say, “How does it start now?”

Thanks for asking! Because YOU have to prepare to receive the gifts from me. You see, I’m offering these books to new newsletter subscribers and people who get new subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style – How You and Your Friends Get Free Books

Zombie Turkeys in Shedd Aquarium. Click to get audiobook

 

First, if you’re not yet a newsletter subscriber, subscribe here. You’ll also get a free story!

Every new newsletter subscriber gets entered into this twelve day drawing for the twelve ebooks I’ll give away. Your choice.

But that’s not all!

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -What’s in it for existing subscribers?

The second way to get your name in my golden turkey list of gifts is to get your friends and family to subscribe to the newsletter. After they subscribe, send me their emails and you’ll get an entry for each new subscriber. This is actually a better deal for my faithful fans, for there is no limit to the number of entries you can get.

But wait–there’s more!

 

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -The Third Way to Win

Let’s face it: the best gift you can give me is a book review. For any book of mine. You can write it on either Amazon or on Goodreads.

Then, afterward, just send me a note through my contact page here or email [email protected]. Tell me where you wrote the review, your email, and which ebook of mine you want: Zombie Turkeys, My Undead Mother-in-law, or Paranormal Privateers.

All of this is in addition to my monthly drawings for two free books, one paperback or ebook, the other audiobook for subscribers.

Christmas, Zombie Turkey Style -Start Now!

Reviews, new subscribers, new subscriptions–on your mark, get set, go!