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Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me. If you can find funnier stuff, let me know! Let’s start off with this video snippet.

This meme addresses the burning issue of paper media versus electronic media. This controversy has been debated all my life. Which do you prefer? Ebooks or paperback or audiobooks? I’ve got all three in my Life After Life Chronicles series.

Your Five Funniest Memes - Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronicles
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles

The Second of Your Five Funniest Memes

Are you a Star Trek fan? Then you’ll love this next one.

Do you like Star Trek gnomes? How about cute hamsters, like this one:

The hamster Dancer from Secret Supers. Click to get a free copy of my latest audiobook.

Your Third Funny Meme of April

This next one is so relevant for today!

Do you have any pets? I have a black lab named Trip. Here’s a picture:

Five Funniest Memes
Andy Zach and Trip

Have you ever had to put the cone of shame around your dog or cat? We haven’t done so with Trip, but our previous lab, Diesel, needed on. He had an operation on a joint and had to be kept from picking out the stitches.

Your Fourth Funny Meme – a Video

How could a video about driving on other planets be funny? Watch it and find out.

What It’s Like to Drive on other Planets

You don’t think that’s funny? Try my next video.

Who Stole the Kiska?

You don’t think a polka is funny? This is part of my youth growing up in Cleveland with Earnie Anderson, a who had a late movie program and he played the character Ghoulardi. He would play this song DURING old horror movies at the most inappropriate times.

Ghoulardi and Who Stole the Kishka?

Still don’t think it’s funny? Here’s another Yankovitz who’s always funny.

Weird Al Plays ‘Polka Face’

If I haven’t lost you yet, my next meme must be a sure fire laugh. That assumes you haven’t closed this tab yet.

Your Fifth of Five Funniest Memes of April

If you’re still looking for laughs, remember I have a free audiobook for you:

Oops! I actuallly have three more free audiobooks here, with my newsletter.

Last, but not least, through the above link you can get fifty-four free ebooks.

Until next time, happy reading and listening to you!

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The Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral

quasar tsunami

Rebel’s Guide to Hullabaloo and Going Viral. I liked this phrase so much I used it for this blog post. Do you want to go viral? Check out the title generator below. Use it for your own blog posts or books or articles.

So what did you get when you played this game? Let me know and I’ll send you a free funny ebook of my best-selling Zombie Turkeys. (That’s best-selling among my books.

Or, just click the cover below:

Going Viral
Click Zombie Turkeys to get your free copy.

Going Viral – Imagine Wearing This Yourself

Here you go again. The first person to send me a picture of themselves wearing a hoop skirt like this will get your choice of my paperback books!

Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronices
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles. Click to get your copy.

And my new best-selling novel, Secret Supers.

Claim Your Freebies Before They Run Out

What freebies do I have for you? Four free audiobooks!

Free audiobooks
Click to get your free audiobooks

But hurry; I only have limited audiobook codes to give away. I give them to my newsletter subscribers. If you’re already a subscriber, just email me at [email protected].

But that’s not all! Share this post with all your friends, for I’ve got 54 free books for you!

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Did you notice the caveat in the image? It’s only good until April 30th. I hope that’s true about our quarantine too. Just realize when we all go free, so will these free books go away.

Now You Can Go Be Amazed

What’s amazing? Did you know there’s actually a method for writing space battles? Learn how by clicking above.

Not amazed yet? How about this?

You may know a quasar is an intense light source, usually generated by a matter circling a black hole. The event is so brilliant it can outshine many galaxies. And a quasar tsunami, as described in the above article, can destroy an entire galaxy.

Now there is a science fiction trope for you: galactic destruction. Who know it exists in real life?

Going Viral – Your Last Chance

What could your ultimate be? Get on my audiobook blog tour! If you have a blog, I want to hear from you now.

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Interesting Links and Videos for Shut-Ins

Interesting Links for Shut-Ins is my effort to help lift spirits during the pandemic. You may not have toilet paper, but at least you can laugh or learn something new.

Your first link comes next.

Okay, here’s a fun contest: the first one to guess how many pennies it takes to fill up the Milky Way Galaxy gets all five of my books in any format. Just show your computations here.

Your First Interesting Video

Galadriel was favorite character in the Lord of the Rings

I just finished reading the Lord of the Rings aloud to my daughter. I found this great Youtube channel with in-depth analyses of the books. You’ll surely find it interesting.

What is your favorite Lord of the Rings character? Let me know and get an ebook from me, your choice.

Interesting Links
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles. Click to get one or all.

And the first book in my new series:

Interesting Links
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook.

More Interesting Links for You

I love seeing rapid technological progress, especially as it fulfills old science fiction tropes. What about you? Do you like robots or fantasy more?

Regardless, I’ve got 36 free ebooks for you. Click now or forever hold your peace. This offer expires on April 1st at 12 AM PDT.

Interesting Links
Click to get 36 free books

Now Enjoy This Encouraging Video

From Japan to Norway, fans from 31 countries around the world have lent their hearts and talents to the “You Will Be Found” Virtual Choir, proving once again that every voice matters. Thanks to Alex Lacamoire and Nevin Steinberg for making our choir sing.

Laugh at This New Short Story – The Last of Interesting Links

This story, ‘The Butterfly Effect” comes from my collection, ‘Oops! Tales From the Zombie Turkey Apocalypse’. I’ve never shared it on my blog before.

Interesting Links
Click to get yours

Here’s the most recent review of the book:


Lizard

5.0 out of 5 stars 

What do zuccini, phoenix genetics, and superpowered kids have in commom?

As I expected, story time at Andy’s house must include a recorder to grasp the many directions and characters he develops in each book. This set of several stories are exciting in a novel manner of disbelief overlaid with a tinge of possibility. How many people have tasted a hummingbird zombie zuccini, a superpowered set of disabled kids with a intelligent hamster as co-partner, a phoenix genetic research specialist, all these under one cover? Well, step right up and open page one! Each story includes an ideas from his zombie turkey series and as always a hint of something new to come!This was a free book and I am not connected to anyone involved. I laughed and soaked up the words wanting more.One person found this helpful

Here you have In A Pickle which I’ve shared before.

In A Pickle
In A Pickle short story. Click to read.

But now I’m sharing the next short story in Oops!, Butterfly Effect.

Butterfly Effect story icon. Click to read.

They’re both good. Let me know what you think. If you want to review my book, let me know and I’ll send you an ebook.