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More Good Things About 2020 That You Didn’t Know

“More Good Things About 2020? Andy, I didn’t know ANYTHING good about 2020.”

“Then you need to read my first post, Why I’m thankful for 2020 – Author Andy Zach. When you’re done come back, then you can come back.”

“Welcome back! Let’s begin with April 2020, the worst month, until later in the year.”

More Good Things from April 2020

You need this blog post in your life:

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me.

Here’s the best of the bunch:

More Good Things
Wear this on your next trip to Walmart.

From my Zombie Turkeys page in April, I had this following book review:

Did you know zombie turkeys may be safely consumed by 11-year-old boys?

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, April 29, 2020

Let’s close out April 2020 with one of my favorite videos by one of my favorite comic musicians:

Maybe May Was Good

More Good Things in May? You bet! My audiobook tour of Secret Supers was one.

Virtual Book Tour More Good Things
Andy Zach’s audiobook tour.

Too bad the tour is over. But lucky for you, all my audiobook excerpts are still available for listening right here. I think the links to all the additional excerpts in the blog posts all still work too. Be sure to leave a comment on these blogs. The authors love engagement, just like I do.

Did you know you can get ALL my audiobooks for FREE IF you subscribe to my newsletter? Try it! Put me to the test! Subscribe here.

All audiobooks follow, each linked to Audible.

Best Science Stories or Science Fiction More Good Things
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers.
Zombie Turkeys Laughter
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!
July Joy My Undead Mother-in-law
Review of My Undead Mother-in-law
More Good Things
Listen to Paranormal Privateers! Click above.
More Good Things
Click and laugh at Oops!

Just June? Not Jejune, but Good as a Macaroon

I love macaroons, so June 2020 was pretty good. See this post:

More Good Things

Your Top 10 Links for June – Plus Book Deals for You

And in this post, my favorite link was:

Do you remember Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? If you do, contact me and I’ll send you a free book.

But wait! There’s more to June 2020. Besides silly memes and ridiculous videos, I also follow science.

Your 10 Best Science Updates of June

And what’s the best of best?

Happy New Year! May this coming year have more excitement and laughs.

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Secret Supers Excerpt for You, Text and Audiobook

Secret Supers Excerpt for You! Get your Secret Supers excerpt right in this post, below the book cover:

“Oh no,” Dan yelled.

“What’s the matter, Dan?” Jeremy asked.

“My parents’ house is on fire!”

“Did you get a text or something?” asked Darla.

“Uh, yeah.”

“Sorry to leave you in the lurch, Darla, but we’ve got to go and help,” said Aubrey.

“What can you do?”

“More than you think.”

“I’ve already called my car,” said Jeremy.

“Your car? You’re not old enough to drive,” asked Darla.

“I made a flying car. I can summon it here. See, there it is.”

Darla’s, the cheerleaders’, Rich’s, and the football players’ mouths dropped open as Jeremy’s car came flying down the street, as fast as any other car. Jeremy and Dan had modified it so it had a rumble seat in the back for Kayla and two running boards with grips and safety lines like a fire truck, for Dan and Aubrey to stand.

“That is SO COOL,” screamed Darla.

The Secret Supers climbed into the car. Jeremy transferred carefully from his wheelchair to the driver’s seat, not using his telekinesis.

“We’ll come back if we can. Watch my electric wheelchair,” said Jeremy as they zoomed off.

“Wow, Jeremy! You’re really going fast,” said Aubrey over the rushing wind.

“I told you I was getting stronger. I think we’ll have to modify this again for full seats for you and Dan.”

From Secret Supers

Secret Supers Excerpt – Second Part

“Hurry,” said Dan. “They’re trapped in the basement!”

“Okay, let me open her up.” The car sped up, and they began passing other cars on the road.

“Fifty-five, sixty miles an hour! That seems to be my limit, now. Hey, did someone call the fire department?”

“I did before we started,” said Dan. “Oh hurry!, The smoke is getting thick! They’re lying on the basement floor with wet clothes over their faces!”

A line of cars at a red light blocked them.

“Hold on! Kayla, shields up!”

Shields up, Captain Jeremy!

The car faded into invisibility.

“No one saw that,” said Dan, holding on for dear life as they soared over the cars and traffic lights. “Please hurry! My little sister is coughing on the smoke.”

“I guess we can dispense with the roads. My GPS says if we take a twenty-degree turn—”

“Look out for the high-tension wires,” screamed Aubrey.

Six high-voltage wires blocked their path, less than twenty feet away.

“Hold on,” yelled Jeremy.

The car dropped like an elevator with its cable cut. The Secret Supers ducked, and the wires passed where their heads had been a moment before. They could feel the hairs on their heads lift up from the intense voltage a foot away.

“Look out, a tree,” shouted Aubrey.

The car swerved around and over an oak tree blocking their path.

The Elanga’s house blazed ahead, a pillar of fire and smoke rooted in the disintegrating house.

Swooping down, Jeremy brought the car to a skidding halt in front of the house. A wall of heat burned their faces. Acrid smoke assailed their noses. In the distance, fire engine sirens blared.

Oh no! Dan, are we too late?

From Secret Supers

My Inspiration For Secret Supers Flying Car

I actually watched this TV show in the 1960s as a little kid. Imagine me sitting on my living room floor in the morning, watching my black and white set. Here’s what it looks like in color and the whole first episode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CIUax8IVe0

Let me know if you also watched this show and I’ll give you a free ebook of your choice!

More Zombie Turkey Tuesday Deals for You Coming Up Below

A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving getting Secret Supers Excerpt
A crowd of zombie turkeys, on Thanksgiving, trying to get Andy Zach’s Zombie Turkey Tuesday Deals. Just click here to get one.

If you’re in the UK you can get Secret Supers for .99. But I’m also offering My Undead Mother-in-law for .99 too. Just click here to get yours.

Just remember: these deals begin at 12 midnight Pacific Standard Time and last for 80 hours. Then they’re over for this year.

SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

What about my first book in my series, Zombie Turkeys? You can get that for free through my newsletter. Subscribe here.

Of course, I also offer all my books for a discount for autographed versions sent personally by me to you. You’ll also get free shipping. Just click here.

You’ve Got Still More Deals on Zombie Turkey Tuesday

“What more do you have, Andy?”

I’m glad you asked! I give every audiobook I have to newsletter subscribers. Get them here.

Life After Life Chronicles
Enjoy all four novels in audiobook, paperback, or Kindle format!

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Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

Illinois Zombie Ready

Happy Thanksgiving to All and to All a Zombie Turkey!

“But how do I get my zombie turkey, Andy? I don’t like to give out my address over the internet. I don’t want anyone to know where I live.”

“You simply download your zombie turkey.”

“What???”

Happy Thanksgiving
Zombie Turkeys on the loose. From the back cover of Zombie Turkeys

“You can get the first chapter of Zombie Turkeys by clicking right here on this link.

Or, you can just click on the cover below.

Happy Thanksgiving
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

If you want to give that special Thanksgiving or Christmas gift, you can get an autographed copy here. Free shipping.

Happy Thanksgiving – the real reason I wrote this blog is next

I’ve got a lot of turkey posts. Not posts that are turkeys, but ones like this:

Then you’ve got this video from TikTok:

More turkey sightings!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

But wait! I have yet more turkey postings coming up.

There’s still more for you. How about the following–zombie dinosaurs!

Zombie dinosaurs! There's one I hadn't thought of.

Posted by Andy Zach on Friday, November 20, 2020

Other fun stuff for you this Thanksgiving

How about an old movie?

Queen of Outer Space, with Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trigger warning: this is a politically incorrect movie from the 50s. You can watch the whole thing on Youtube below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLmi7NPCwT0&list=PLvLBunpX6ZX1Y7enpybk_YlSrK-P8tFV2&index=2&ab_channel=YouTubeMovies

Continuing on in the outer space for the Thanksgiving theme, we have the next post: a gorgeous picture of the largest volcano in the Solar System–the size of France and three times the height of Everest!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

And we’ll finish up with the largest planet in the Solar System.

Let's on with Juno to Jupiter!

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Final Note About Thanksgiving

Since Thanksgiving is tomorrow, I thought I'd share this helpful, satiric post.

Posted by Andy Zach on Wednesday, November 25, 2020