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Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!

My Undead Mother-in-law

Get the first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now!

I’m so excited! For the very first time I’m offering a 67% discount on the Kindle version of My Undead Mother-in-law. You must get this first My Undead Mother-in-law discount now. Simply click on the book cover image below!

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Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

first My Undead Mother-in-law discount: Try the first chapter right here!

You’re from Missouri.  (The ‘Show Me’ state.) You don’t want to buy without trying a little of the novel.

Wait no longer! Just click on the handy Youtube video of me, Andy Zach, reading the first chapter for you!

“I Want the Audiobook, Andy!”

I can understand that. Listen to this wonderful excerpt on Amazon:

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

I’m also working on My Undead Mother-in-law audiobook right now in this blog post. with my fantastic voice actors, Phil Blechman and Raven Perez. I told you about them.

How would you like for me to give you free audiobooks?  I will!  I’m committed to giving away a book this month. For Christmas, Hannukah, New Years, and any other holiday that you may celebrate at this time, I’ll also give away a free audiobook of Zombie Turkeys.  Gobble! Gobble!

“How Andy? How do I get all this?”

I’ll tell you! For the My Undead Mother-in-law discount, you must buy here on December 18 and 19th only. You snooze, you lose!


But What About the FREE Audiobook?

That is even easier!  Just go to my home page andyzach.net and subscribe to my newsletter.  All newsletter subscribers are entered in the monthly drawing AND the SECOND drawing for the audiobook.

But again: you’re under a time limit!  This drawing is for this month only!  Don’t miss it, or you’ll be a turkey!

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I Andy Zach personally guarantee this giveaway!

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

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My Little Zombie Pony – Chambanacon After Action

The theme of Chambanacon, the 47-year-old ‘relax-a-con’, fantasy and science fiction convention was ‘My Little Zombie Pony ‘. Here’s the logo!

My Little Zombie Pony
“My Little Zombie Pony” logo by Ray Van Tilberg

The theme is a natural for Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, so I was there!

My Little Zombie Pony
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

 

My Little Zombie Pony
Get your copy of My Undead Mother-in-law by clicking here!

My Little Zombie Pony – Chabanacon Pictures

Since I was there, I signed books for my fans!

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Andy Zach at Chambanacon

Since I loved talking to fans there, I also love talking to fans on my blog. Reply to this post for a free short story!

Here’s How to Get A Free Audio Book!

Every month I give away one free copy of my books Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law to my newsletter subscribers. Just join up by clicking here!

If you want to sample the acting skills of Phil Blechman and Raven Perez, who read Zombie Turkeys and My Undead Mother-in-law, click on the link below:

Find out more about voice actor Phil Blechman

Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor
Phil Blechman audiobook voice actor

Powerful baritone with a wide range. BFA in Drama from Syracuse University.

Available for: Royalty Share Or $50-$100 PFH

  • Gender: Male
  • Location: NY, US
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I also have my female voice actor’s web page next.

Find out about Raven Perez, audiobook voice actor

Her bio:

Bio

She was born and raised in Miami, FL, where she attended New World School of the Arts, and holds a BFA in Musical Theatre from Syracuse University. Raven is a bicoastal artist, currently living in Los Angeles, CA. Catch her on Instagram @shakethatraven for more snippets of
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One More Thing

You don’t have to get an audiobook! We also have ebooks and paperbacks!

Here’s a sample of Zombie Turkeys from the paperback:

And here’s the free preview of My Undead Mother-in-law:

I look forward to your comments!  Tell me if you like audiobook, paperback, or ebook format the best!

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Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo! Read All About It!

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo!

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo
Andy Zach contemplates his next novel.

Dear Andyzach.net blog readers,

It’s true. Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo! I’ve been away for blogging, slaving over a hot keyboard to write 50,000 words in November for NaNoMo, the National Novel Month contest where writers are challenged to write 50,000 words during the month of November. This is how I wrote Zombie Turkeys in November 2015 and My Undead Mother-in-law in November 2016. Both times I fell short of 50,000 words.  This November I made it and wrote 50,000 words!

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo
Zombie Turkeys audiobook cover. Click to get!

But …

Andy Zach Wins NaNoMo: A Pyrrhic Victory

Why was it a pyrrhic victory?

A Pyrrhic victory (/ˈpɪrɪk/ ( listen) PIRR-ik) is a victory that inflicts such a devastating toll on the victor that it is tantamount to defeat. Someone who wins a Pyrrhic victory has been victorious in some way, though the heavy toll negates a true sense of achievement or profit.

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What was my terrible loss?

Losing contact with you, my beloved blog readers.

Now, coming up next:

Let’s turn this terrible loss into a terrific gain for you.

How You Can Turn Defeat Into Victory for Your Gain

Simply contact me and get a free short story, A Phoenix Tale. It’s my never-before-told story of how I got my first pet phoenix.

You didn’t know I had five pet phoenixes at my home? Here’s my official bio:

With his first book, “Zombie Turkeys” Andy blazed new ground in paranormal humor. The second book in his Life After Life Chronicles, “My Undead Mother-in-law” is now on sale for Amazon Kindle and Createspace print edition. 

Andy Zach was born Anastasius Zacharias, in Greece. His parents were both zombies. Growing up, he loved animals of all kinds. After moving to the United States as a child, in high school, he won a science fair by bringing toads back from suspended animation. Before turning to fiction, Andy published his Ph.D. thesis “Methods of Revivification for Various Species of the Kingdom Animalia” in the prestigious JAPM, Journal of Paranormal Medicine. Andy, in addition to being the foremost expert on paranormal animals, enjoys breeding phoenixes. He lives in Illinois with his five phoenixes.

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 More Options to Get Free Comic Paranormal Animal Entertainment

First, you can email me at [email protected].

Second, you can like my page on Facebook:

https://www.facebook.com/AndyZachAuthor/

Third, you can subscribe to my newsletter. I give away a free book every month, paperback, ebook, and now, an audiobook!

Finally, you can leave a comment on this blog post!  I really want them!