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Get Books Signed By Andy Zach Online – Here’s How

Get Books Signed

Get Books Signed by Andy Zach online – In this blog post, I’ll tell you how to get autographed copies of my books online, just like in person at a book convention.

Why am I doing this? I feel sorry for the thousands of fans I have who never get to go to a book convention. I’d love to meet you all. Here’s my next convention, tomorrow:

Get Books Signed

But let’s say you can’t go? What can you do? Go here.

Get Books Signed – What Do I Mean?

What is this site? It’s my Square site. What’s that? It’s my OFFICIAL SALES website. I sell you my autographed books at LESS than Amazon AND include free shipping.

How can I do that? I cut out Amazon.

Amazon takes a 30% commission on each sale. It then deducts the printing cost of each book. That leaves me with 30% of your money.

But Square takes a 1% commission. I get most of your money even though you are paying less. That lets me

  1. Pay for shipping for you
  2. And then pay for taxes for you
  3. Finally I pay for printing the book for you

And I still make more money than on Amazon! Try my first book, below.

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Best Science Stories Zombie Turkeys Gift
Get your Zombie Turkeys here. You get a bushel of laughter with each book.

Get Books Signed – Here Come More

The second book in time sequence, but the most recent I wrote is the following:

I wrote this between Zombie Turkeys and the next book in my Life After Life Chronicles, a wacky parody of the zombie genre. The next book in the series follows below:

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SciFi Story Fuel My Undead Mother-in-law
My Undead Mother-in-law cover. Click to get yours.

Note that you can read any of these books in any order. You can read each book without the others.

Say–which of my books have you read? Which one do you want next? Let me know and I’ll give you a free ebook.

But Wait! There’s More!

Meme alert!
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SciFi Fuel Paranormal Privateers
The cover of my third novel Paranormal Privateers. Click to get yours.

I wrote PP (as I like to call it) third, but fourth in the Life After Life Chronicles. You can get your signed copy by clicking the image above.

Finally, you can get my short story collection below.

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latest science news What's New Science
Oops! Click to get it signed

I’ve Got Another Series for You!

I like unlikely heroes. How about 7th-graders? How about disabled 7th-graders? Now in this series, I gave them superpowers and look out world!

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Interesting Links
Secret Supers – click for autographed book

Note that these books cost only $6 each, so you get a real bargain!

Books? Yes, check out the next one in the series.

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Villain's Vacation cover
Villain’s Vacation cover

Last, But Not Least, You Can Get My Non-Fiction Book

Hold on to your chair! This book will rock your world.

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The four gospels in chronological order, word by word

Here is what this book is all about:

Are you curious about Jesus Christ? Do you struggle to understand the Bible? The Gospel Medley includes the four Gospels in a single narrative, faithfully pulling the text from the World English Bible. You are now able to read all the gospel as a single, easy-to-read story.

Each Gospel describes Jesus’s life from a different point of view with different details and insights. The Gospel Medley combines every word into a single perspective with all details and events arranged chronologically.

Unlike other harmonies, The Gospel Medley doesn’t put the four gospels in columns or rows. Instead, the text is integrated word by word into a smoothly flowing narrative. Further, each paragraph references the four gospels so you can read the original citations. You also get footnotes of all the quotes from the Old Testament, giving you the context of Jesus’s words.

For a unique perspective of the four gospels, read ‘The Gospel Medley’ today.

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What’s New in June? Science SciFi Fantasy

What’s New in June? Science, SciFi, Fantasy – Just for you I’ve got the best science stories, and the best science fiction and fantasy reviews. Plus, pay attention to this post–I’ll give you free books as you read it.

Science SciFi Fantasy – Which one is this one?

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ is a hot new movie. It’s science fiction–right?

Um, not exactly. The USAF is rumored to have a new jet that looks suspiciously like the one in the movie. They actually designed an SR-72 which was rendered like this:

Science SciFi Fantasy
SR-72
SR-72 rendering from 2016

“But Andy – that’s only a designer’s dream. That isn’t science”

But try to search on ‘Aurora’, a rumored plane SR-92. Here’s one video on it:

Aurora secret plane

What do you think? Does the US have a secret hypersonic jet or not? Let me know and get a free book by clicking here.

More Science SciFi Fantasy for you below

This is surely science fiction: a rover on Mars, traveling so far that it picks up a rock in its wheels. Don’t you hate that in your car?

But wait–it’s a real rover that is really on Mars. Here’s the video proof.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXxb5SwGgtM
Ingenuity helicopter and Rover tracks

Where’s the SciFi? Where’s the Fantasy?

I’m glad you asked! Fantasy comes first. Here’s my latest review of:

Science SciFi Fantasy
Andy Zach’s Review

Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes #1)
Rating 4 of 5 stars
Shelvesaction-adventurefantasyhumorread edit
FormatKindle Edition 
StatusJune 8, 2022 – Shelved as: action-adventureShow more
ReviewThis was my first exposure to L.G. Estrella and I definitely want more! The author creates humorous and ironic juxtapositions of characters and roles: Timmy, the dread, dark necromancer, who’s reluctant to kill. Katie, the whiz-bang apprentice who’s 10 and cute as a button and hates being called a kid, and is protected by invisible ninja rats.

Then we meet the bureaucrat who’s 6′ 6″ (two meters) skinny, and loves paperwork. But he can magically retrieve any paperwork at any time. As well as other things.

Finally, there’s the woodland elf who’s a pyromaniac because her magical power is creating fire.

I assure you, you will enjoy this romp.
But wait! There’s more!

You can get free books, but you must clicki here!

Enjoy This Fantasy Book Too!

Review ofThe Dungeoneers (The Dungeoneers, #1)
Rating4 of 5 stars
Shelvesaction-adventurefantasyhumorread edit
FormatKindle Edition
StatusJune 3, 2022 – Finished Reading Show more
ReviewThis book was my introduction to author Jeffery Russell and I assure you I will be reviewing more of his books.

His main character is a sheep gate guard–Durham. He’s unassuming and unambitious but over-talented for the little the job requires of him. He gets an order to join up with a party of dwarves off to retrieve the mace of an undead lich.

Things go humorously downhill from there. We’re introduced to the colorful crew of the Dungeoneers, who specialize in retrieving artifacts from dungeons.

There is more than meets the eye as they probe the ever more complex labyrinth under the necropolis. Then the animated skeletons appear and attack.
Do you want a science fiction book? Keep on reading!

Finally! A Science Fiction Book for you!

Science SciFi Fantasy
The gilded cage
Review ofThe Gilded Cage (The Science Officer #3)
Rating4 of 5 stars
Shelvesaction-adventuremilitary-scifireadscience-fiction edit
FormatKindle Edition 
StatusMay 19, 2022 – Shelved as: science-fiction Show more
ReviewMuch to my delight, Blaze Ward continues his high-quality writing in the third installment of his military scifi series, The Science officer.

Javier was captured by space pirates, who destroyed his scout ship and upset his life. He negotiates his way out of slavery and into a valuable officer on their ship, where he can pay off his slave debt.

But things change. The imperturbable captain Zolokov keeps generating new challenges for Javier. Once again, Javier must risk his life to save a crew member or three. One of them hate his guts. They’re in a den of pirates. Oh my.

Oddly, Javier had been there before.

Read and find out what happens.
Read to the end for a final bonus!

Your last bonus for reading this far

You get another science fiction book. And it’ll go on sale on June 19th for .99. Don’t miss out!

Interesting Links
Science SciFi Fantasy
Secret Supers – click for free audiobook through Audible. Join and it’s free!

Secret Supers: What happens when ‘differently-abled’ people become ‘super-abled’?

A fun story!

May 16, 2022

Format : Paperback

Jeremy has cerebral palsy and uses a wheelchair to get around. He is in a special education class with Dan, who is blind, Kayla, who was mute and used a walker, and Audrey, who lost her legs and uses crutches.

One afternoon, when conducting experiments in his laboratory, Jeremy accidentally gives himself superpowers. Specifically, he gains the ability of telekinesis, which he can use to help himself walk, cause his wheelchair to travel at much higher speeds, and even fly. Not wanting to keep this discovery to himself, Jeremy tells his 3 friends about it and gives each of them superpowers as well. But now that they have superpowers, what should they do?

Following the words of Uncle Ben of Spiderman, they decide they must use their powers for good, beginning by trying to solve a case of a stolen car, and keep their identities a secret, modeling their costumes on the Incredibles.

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Jennifer C.

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Your Best May Videos – and Book Reviews

Your Best May Videos – and Book Reviews as chosen by me, Andy Zach. See if you can go through them without laughing.

I watch five to ten videos per day, sometimes binging up to twenty. How about you? What do you like to watch? Tell me and I’ll send you a free book and put it in a blog post.

Let’s get started!

Groucho Marx excerpts

How can I go wrong with Groucho Marx? Have you ever heard of Groucho Marx?

Your Best May Videos – What’s Next for You?

Impromptu jazz lick

Not everyone likes jazz–but I do. How about you?

Timeout for a new book review! You probably have never seen it, or my book before. Let’s fix that:

So what’s the book about?

Ace zombie reporter Sam Melvin has been fired–by his wife, Lisa. Their paper, The Midley Beacon, is barely surviving. How will they make ends meet?

Sam decides to give being a detective a try. He advertises his business–but his zombie experience comes with it. All across the country, people bring their zombie problems to Sam. Squirrels? Bulls? Sam’s on the case. But can his experience with zombie turkeys transfer?

Sam finds out in a series of deadly adventures–and so will you when you read this book. See if you can keep from dying from laughter.

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What’s Coming Up Isn’t a Video, But I Like It

Your Best May Videos
Cold Soup or Gazpacho?

Here’s your consolation video. Just click below:

I hope this video is deer to you

Your Best May Review

Your Best May Videos
The back of Zombie Turkeys

it was amazing

review

OK this was funny, I actually started with volume 2 in this series (My undead mother in law) and all the things that I was missing in the story in the one I started are explained here, its brilliant and very funny XD, one thing that I love about this series, the people reading the book (there’s more than one ^__^) they actually sound like they’re having fun, and that’s twice the fun for us that are listening to the audiobook.

If you want a series that makes you laugh, with lots of gore and at the same time, even normal life, yeah people get to know each other and they even marry, yeah I guess you could say this is for all ages hahah

I got a free ARC from StoryOrigin and this is my honest opinion.

Sofia rated it 

Your Best May Videos – Long But Funny

If you made it this far, congrats! Have a free book on me. Click here.