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Meet Andy Zach This Week – Virtually, On His Blog Tour

“Meet Andy Zach This Week – Virtually? How, Andy?”

Dear friends, you will encounter many fine bloggers hosting me this week. Learn secrets about my latest audiobook Secret Supers. You’ll get author interviews, narrator interviews, and free audiobook excerpts. You can thank AudioBookworm Promotions. Click here for the tour promotion schedule.

Meet Andy Zach
Andy Zach meditates upon success.

For those of you who never click on links, the tour schedule comes next. Discover amazing facts about my latest audiobook, Secret Supers.

Your Secret Supers Blog Schedule

May 3rd: The First Day of the Tour
T’s Stuff (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt, Character Profiles)
4 the Love of Audiobooks (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt, Narrator Interview)

Meet Andy Zach
Andy Zach’s audiobook tour.

May 4th: Your second day of Secret Supers.
Dab of Darkness Audiobook Reviews (Review, Narrator Interview)
AC Squared Book Blog (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
Audiobook News (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Aubrey Wilcosky
Aubrey, super powered heroine.

May 5th: Your next day to meet Andy Zach.
Divas With A Purpose (Review, Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
The Book Junkie Reads . . . (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
Eileen Troemel (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Jeremy Gentle
Jeremy, seventh grade superhero

May 6th: Another day when you can meet Luke Castle, teen narrator.
Nesie’s Place (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt, Character Profiles)
La libreria di Beppe (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
The Clipped Nightingale (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Dan Elanga
Dan, middle-school superhero

May 7th: Meet the characters inside Secret Supers. Get your in-depth look at them.
Kit ‘N Kabookle (Guest Post)
Momma Says To Read or Not to Read (Review, Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
2 Girls & A Book (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Kayla Verdera
Kayla, cheerleader to superheroine

May 8th: The penultimate day of the book tour. That’s next to last.
Jazzy Book Reviews (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt, Top 10 List, Narrator Interview)
Super Booked! (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
Teatime and Books (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Luke Castle, teen narrator
Luke Castle, teen narrator

May 9th: Your last chance to meet Andy Zach and Luke Castle.
Pam’s Wild Rose Blog (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)
Willow Writes and Reads (Spotlight + Audio Excerpt)

Meet Andy Zach – Get Special Preview of Secret Supers Sequel

Meet Andy Zach
Secret Supers Epilogue Chapter icon

Surprised? I hope so! Enjoy the first two chapters of my next book, Villain’s Vacation. Click the image below.

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Where in the World are Andy Zach Fans?

Andy Zach Fans
Earthrise on the moon

Andy Zach Fans? Where are you? Like the ancient 1960s sitcom Car 54 it’s a question I asked of my newsletter subscribers. (Join here!)

Car 54 Where Are You? Intro

Next you’ll see the initial results of where my newsletter subscribers live.

Andy Zach Fans
The first 100 results of my survey

Why only the first one hundred survey responses? That’s all I get for free from Survey Monkey. But 150 people responded. I’m smarter than Survey Monkey! I got another source of information: from my newsletter supplier Mail Chimp. (What is it with simian themed programs?)

Andy Zach Fans
Silverback gorilla and blonde from Paaranormal Privateers

What does my newsletter show for click stats?

  1. North America 113
  2. South America 3
  3. Europe and UK 15
  4. Middle East and Africa 2
  5. Central Asia
  6. Southern Asia
  7. Eastern Asia
  8. Australia and Micronesia 11
  9. Somewhere else! Fill in below
    1. Zed-Zed-9-Triple-Zed-Alpha, of course.
    2.     Aotearoa

Cranking up my Excel spreadsheet and projecting over my whole newsletter list, the data looks like the following:

Free Stuff for Andy Zach Fans

Let’s begin with 94 free books. Click below.

Going Viral
54 free speculative fiction books. Click to claim one or all!

Maybe you want a free book from me? Try my first book, the comic zombie parody, Zombie Turkeys. Click the next image.

Zombie Turkeys covers
Front and back covers of Zombie Turkeys. Click to get your free copy.

Or, you can delight in the following video of Andy Zach reading from Zombie Turkeys.

Andy Zach reading Zombie Turkeys

Be sure to send me your comments!

Maybe you want a free audiobook? Here you go, complete with a free sample.

Best Stuff
Click to listen to free sample of Secret Supers and get a free copy.

You can also hear free samples of my other audiobooks:

Quizzes, Questions
Try out Zombie Turkeys audiobook
Listen to a sample of My Undead Mother-in-law
Taste the amazing Paranormal Privateers

Are you itching to get some audio laughs from me? You can buy them, or get them free from me by subscribing to my newsletter. Click here.

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Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me

Your Five Funniest Memes of April, Curated by Me. If you can find funnier stuff, let me know! Let’s start off with this video snippet.

This meme addresses the burning issue of paper media versus electronic media. This controversy has been debated all my life. Which do you prefer? Ebooks or paperback or audiobooks? I’ve got all three in my Life After Life Chronicles series.

Your Five Funniest Memes - Andy Zach's Life After Life Chronicles
Four books in my Life After Life Chronicles

The Second of Your Five Funniest Memes

Are you a Star Trek fan? Then you’ll love this next one.

Do you like Star Trek gnomes? How about cute hamsters, like this one:

The hamster Dancer from Secret Supers. Click to get a free copy of my latest audiobook.

Your Third Funny Meme of April

This next one is so relevant for today!

Do you have any pets? I have a black lab named Trip. Here’s a picture:

Five Funniest Memes
Andy Zach and Trip

Have you ever had to put the cone of shame around your dog or cat? We haven’t done so with Trip, but our previous lab, Diesel, needed on. He had an operation on a joint and had to be kept from picking out the stitches.

Your Fourth Funny Meme – a Video

How could a video about driving on other planets be funny? Watch it and find out.

What It’s Like to Drive on other Planets

You don’t think that’s funny? Try my next video.

Who Stole the Kiska?

You don’t think a polka is funny? This is part of my youth growing up in Cleveland with Earnie Anderson, a who had a late movie program and he played the character Ghoulardi. He would play this song DURING old horror movies at the most inappropriate times.

Ghoulardi and Who Stole the Kishka?

Still don’t think it’s funny? Here’s another Yankovitz who’s always funny.

Weird Al Plays ‘Polka Face’

If I haven’t lost you yet, my next meme must be a sure fire laugh. That assumes you haven’t closed this tab yet.

Your Fifth of Five Funniest Memes of April

If you’re still looking for laughs, remember I have a free audiobook for you:

Oops! I actuallly have three more free audiobooks here, with my newsletter.

Last, but not least, through the above link you can get fifty-four free ebooks.

Until next time, happy reading and listening to you!